I can't sleep, it's 3:33am. I gotta make a wish. Don't you wish you knew what I wished for? At this moment I am hypnotized by olympic thighs. Gymnastics never interested me before, these girls are amazing. But their big backs frighten me to the core. I hope they all have descent self body images. I don't like how abrupt all these movements are, ( Read more... )

Here is exactly what is wrong with drinking ( Read more... )

I like dirty harry, so I'm pleased ( Read more... )

Last night I was Sweatin' to the Oldies, have a most merry cardiovasculartastic time. Then a bat swoooooped over my head! I kept trying to go backupstairs with a sheet over my head but the lil bastard just keep SWOOPING! This seems to have happened every summer for the last three years ( Read more... )

If I never getting into another argument with a defensive transvestite I will die a happy girl.

On the flip side, my earrings are tiiight.

Ehh I can't go through the last few months of what happened but here are highlights ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

(_) I Never Have Been Drunk ( Read more... )

At midnight I had a fit. Checked for winkles and worried about an early death. Today I am 20 years old. At least I still get carded for smokes.