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Okay I'm too lazy to make up a will so here's what I want to happen in case I die.

I want to be cremated. I want my ashes sent to Charles Krafft. Then please make sure he creates a porcelain slip from my body and turns it into a delftware blue china plate.

I made the best thanksgiving dinner EVER. Really topped myself. Everyone wore the native american head dresses and scarfed down my super succulent/moist turkey. Also, I have a far greater respect for those who have cooked me meals in the past, what a bitch ( Read more... )

today was nice. gym with leilani/kim and then hung around all day wearing some parts of my mermaid parade costume and talking to bebop about his adventures in the service. i'm going to try and hook leilani up with my trainer, she needs a nice blackboytoy ( Read more... )

Too much workable fixative ::coughcoughgag ( Read more... )

I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY DEPRESSED!!!!!!!

RIP Sweet Baby Jesus

He may have been vulgar, defiant, and selfish but at least he was honest about it. Dirt taught me I can be any way I wanna be, rude or greedy, and it will always be better than being a phoney bitch.

Other than that, I feel like screaming.

My right eye is bloodshot, the skin above my left eye is a little too red. What the hell is going on ( Read more... )

This weekend I've just been depressed as shit. There are many "what if"s currently trying to break my spirit and I'm just sick of it. Fortunately, for some of the issues I can do something about em, the rest are up to fate and all I can control is how I react to the outcomes. YADDA YADDA YADDA ( Read more... )

Annoyance: You decide you're going to quit lusting and daydreaming about a certain someone. This is a MUST DO considering you cannot eat, study, draw, ANYTHING without wondering what he/she is up to or the next call is coming. Then, he/she calls. You call back. "Leave a message". Now you are stuck in a moment until that person calls back. You ( Read more... )

Voting today was super duper exciting! I feel so incredibly OLD! Ahhh this one goes in the memory bank. Granny took me and it was so cute and sweet to hold her old lady hand and have her to share the experience with. Even if she did vote for bush ( Read more... )