Oct 15, 2011 09:34
You 'ave reached ze RED Spy. I am unable to come to ze phone at ze moment. Per'aps I 'ave gone off to murder someone. Or, per'aps I am be'ind you..." *maniac laughter*
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I received a strange telephone message from the RED Scout tonight. He informed me that you had, in the past, referred to me as a person of the lesbian persuasion. I enjoy it when teammates snitch on each other, but I was also sadly informed that you had offered to invite me to the most expensive, lavish steak dinner that you could afford as an apology.
Now, normally I would decline to such an invitation, but this could not have come at a more opportune time. I have just been able to schedule some free space on my busy schedule, and have taken the liberty of freeing some space from your work schedule as well. I will inform you of the restaurant that you shall be making your reservations at, and the time when we shall be arriving. Also, the RED Scout has also graciously offered to appear with us, so there will be three in our party. A threesome, if you will ( ... )
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Unfortunatly, as much as I would love so much to be in ze company of a beautiful woman such as yourself, 'owever as I might 'ave mentioned, I must leave ze fort for some time to spread ze ashes of my deceased fa'zer on ze mountain tops of France, and I will not be able to join you.
I 'ave already spoken wis RED Scout about ze matter, and 'e 'as been kind enough to offer to not only to go wis'out me, but to cover all charges from 'is own pay cheque. It is 'is way to thank you for being such a good Adminitsrator, and also apologize for lying about what I said, not to mention breaking one of ze cameras in ze intelligence room.
I know zat 'e can be obnoxious, but clearly, ze boy can also be very sweet when 'e wants to be, and I 'sink ze two of you will 'ave a lovely evening toge'zer.
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And I am completely sure that the Scout has not lied about what you said. I do not need to remind you that I have security installed around the entire fort, in case some crazed assassin decides to sneak into your base at night and murder you all or, god forbid, steal our intelligence. With the addition of security cameras, I have a number of microphones hidden around the fort which record everything you all say. I will have to scrub a couple hours more of recordings, and although I do not yet have proof that you said what he claims, you have said some rather unsavory things about ( ... )
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Eh...of course, Madame. I would be very 'appy to accompany bos of you when it is more convienant. I'm sure we will all 'ave a splendid time. I will be sure to inform you as soon as I return. Until zen, Au revior, madame.
*some fumbling sounds with the phone can be heard*
....SACCRE BLEU!! Zat stupid fucking boy! I swear I'm going to kill him! *gasp* Oh sheet, ze phone!
*click*
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OOC-Hahaha! These are hilarious. I already sent one to BLU Spy :P
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Yeah? And I'd beat ya right back ya shape shifting rat...
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OOC- No, trust me, he's not. ;P Although RED Scout and I were talking about how it would be funny if BLU Scout had little brothers who were mean and French-like and beat Scout up and stuff XDDD
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And who gives ano'zer man a cake as a gift? You need to stop 'anging around ze doctor so much..
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Christ, come on. Just eat the thing. Don't be a frickin' candyass.
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And why ze 'ell would ze doctor give you zat much money to buy me a cake? You know what? No. I want zat cake out of our base. And if zis is you and ze doctor's way of trying to pursue me into joining your little "hugging buddy" 'sing you 'ave going on zen you can both go to 'ell. Why don't you try giving it to ze Sniper? 'e seems kind of sentimental. I'm sure 'e would be more zen appreciative.
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