RED Spy's Phone line

[l_espionrogue]

You 'ave reached ze RED Spy. I am unable to come to ze phone at ze moment. Per'aps I 'ave gone off to murder someone. Or, per'aps I am be'ind you..." *maniac laughter*

OOC- If you need to leave a message for ze Spy, please do so here ;)

Comments

[iamthescouthere]

Hey man, look... I know you and me don't get along much. So I thought, hell, I'll be a nice guy and give you something so that we can be on good terms and shit. It ain't right that we gotta be yelling all the time, so I hope you like this thing.



Yeah, it's... it's a cake. Hope ya like it, Spy.

[l_espionrogue]

....I would eat ze dirt outside before I would eat any'sing zat you 'ave touched wis your fil'zy, disgusting 'ands. It would probably be much cleaner.

And who gives ano'zer man a cake as a gift? You need to stop 'anging around ze doctor so much..

[iamthescouthere]

Hey, I'm the authority on things that make people gay ('cause I wanna stay away from anything that would ever make me a queer). Cakes aren't gay. Trust me. And look, no, I didn't make it myself. Some... uh... some French baker made it. Yep. I rung him up and told 'im, "Hey you bitch, make me a goddamn freakin', cake 'cause I wanna give it to my teammate since he's been a real sport," and he said, "Wee wee," and made it and shipped it over here. It's only the best French cakery. And you're turning it down. Well FINE. I guess I'll go get the $1,000 that I stole from Medic that I spent on your cake back if you don't want it then. Turning down what came from your own HOMELAND. Well shit. That's gratitude if ever I saw it.

Christ, come on. Just eat the thing. Don't be a frickin' candyass.

[l_espionrogue]

Clearly zat cake is not from France. 'ow stupid do you 'sink I am?

And why ze 'ell would ze doctor give you zat much money to buy me a cake? You know what? No. I want zat cake out of our base. And if zis is you and ze doctor's way of trying to pursue me into joining your little "hugging buddy" 'sing you 'ave going on zen you can both go to 'ell. Why don't you try giving it to ze Sniper? 'e seems kind of sentimental. I'm sure 'e would be more zen appreciative.