⚔ 1st Battle [Voice/Text]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Sadlygrove figured heaven would be more... fluffier. With clouds and light and brave Iop men bumping heads and everything. But all he saw was some boring room with no sign of any derpy brave warriors. At least there was this weird box thingy.]

--hat this...? Hey! It lights up! Ha ha! This is too cool! So I guess heaven does have pretty awesome

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[thenotmagician]

[Zeke is laughing at you.

Snrrrrrk]

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[l33tshushuhero]

[Wait. What is this. What is this random laughter he hears from nowhere. Sadlygrove stops pushing the buttons.]

... Uh, hello? Is someone there?

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[thenotmagician]

Yeah, you're kinda broadcasting everything you say over these communicator things, bucko.

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[l33tshushuhero]

Wait, what? Broodcasting? What's a communi-- communicator? And where are you? If I were you, I'd come out right now. Nothing escapes an Iop's legendary vigilance!

Oh! And my name's not Bucko. It's Sir Sadlygrove of Percedal! I'm a knight of the Order of the Guardians of Shushus. [Heaven, why are you so weird. He would think that you'd know that.]

[fallintheriver]

"It lights up". Talk about easily amused.

[l33tshushuhero]

I am not easily amused!

I'm just trying to figure out how this toy-rock works.

[fallintheriver]

I figured mine out without embarrassing myself publicly. I guess you're just stupid.

[l33tshushuhero]

Hey, I'm not stupid! I might be an Iop, but I'm a lot smarter than people think!