⚔ 1st Battle [Voice/Text]

Feb 06, 2011 12:08

[Sadlygrove figured heaven would be more... fluffier. With clouds and light and brave Iop men bumping heads and everything. But all he saw was some boring room with no sign of any derpy brave warriors. At least there was this weird box thingy.]

--hat this...? Hey! It lights up! Ha ha! This is too cool! So I guess heaven does have pretty awesome ( Read more... )

the walls can move, is this heaven, derp derp

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Audio thenotmagician February 6 2011, 20:25:51 UTC
[Zeke is laughing at you.

Snrrrrrk]

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Audio l33tshushuhero February 6 2011, 20:42:09 UTC
[Wait. What is this. What is this random laughter he hears from nowhere. Sadlygrove stops pushing the buttons.]

... Uh, hello? Is someone there?

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Re: Audio thenotmagician February 6 2011, 20:48:44 UTC
Yeah, you're kinda broadcasting everything you say over these communicator things, bucko.

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Audio l33tshushuhero February 6 2011, 20:51:59 UTC
Wait, what? Broodcasting? What's a communi-- communicator? And where are you? If I were you, I'd come out right now. Nothing escapes an Iop's legendary vigilance!

Oh! And my name's not Bucko. It's Sir Sadlygrove of Percedal! I'm a knight of the Order of the Guardians of Shushus. [Heaven, why are you so weird. He would think that you'd know that.]

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Re: Audio thenotmagician February 6 2011, 20:59:03 UTC
I dunno about you, but I'm in my giant artichoke thing. I talking to ya through that device thing y'got there.

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Audio l33tshushuhero February 6 2011, 21:07:52 UTC
You live in an artichoke?

... heaven is confusing.

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Re: Audio thenotmagician February 6 2011, 21:27:49 UTC
We're all livin' inside artichokes. Kinda the thing around here, apparently.

...And we're not dead if that's what you're thinkin'.

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Audio l33tshushuhero February 6 2011, 21:31:37 UTC
I see! So the food are buildings. I wonder if you can eat them.

Not... dead? I'm pretty sure I died, though.

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Re: Audio thenotmagician February 6 2011, 21:35:18 UTC
Iiiii wouldn't recommend eating the houses. Might not taste well.

If you died, y'ain't dead now.

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Audio l33tshushuhero February 6 2011, 21:39:26 UTC
Well, if they're artichokes they should taste alright, right?

[... what Zeke stop breaking his braaaaaain. He is not the smartest guy here.]

So, I'm dead but I'm... not dead? So if I died, but then became not dead, then that means I'm dead but not dead anymore. But I'm not in heaven either, so that means I'm still alive even though I died?

... Oh, wait! I get it! Ha ha! Someone brought me back to life, right? Are you the wizard who did that?

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