⚔ 1st Battle [Voice/Text]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Sadlygrove figured heaven would be more... fluffier. With clouds and light and brave Iop men bumping heads and everything. But all he saw was some boring room with no sign of any derpy brave warriors. At least there was this weird box thingy.]

--hat this...? Hey! It lights up! Ha ha! This is too cool! So I guess heaven does have pretty awesome

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[fallintheriver]

"It lights up". Talk about easily amused.

[l33tshushuhero]

I am not easily amused!

I'm just trying to figure out how this toy-rock works.

[fallintheriver]

I figured mine out without embarrassing myself publicly. I guess you're just stupid.

[l33tshushuhero]

Hey, I'm not stupid! I might be an Iop, but I'm a lot smarter than people think!

[fallintheriver]

"Heaven is awesome, wooooow."

[Yeah, Ezra is totally mocking you now.]

Stuuuupid.

[l33tshushuhero]

[Okay. You have just made it onto his "evil people to beat up one day" list.]

Stop calling me that! I'm a Shushu guardian, you know! Besides, when people die they expect to go to heaven.

[fallintheriver]

[That wont be hard, as Ezra is pathetically weak.]

Yeah well I'm a prince. [A lie, more or less.] Only stupid people expect to go to a place that doesn't exist.

[l33tshushuhero]

You are? [Gullible Grovy is gullible. Still, it's not gonna change his feelings toward you.] Um, of what people?

And only stupid people don't believe in a place that exists! [Oooh, that was good!]

[fallintheriver]

The Nixies of Lake Nox. [His dad is the chief, but it's an elected position. Blood has nothing to do with it.]

You can't prove it exists, so it doesn't. Only babies believe in fairytales like that. [Yeah, totally sticking his tongue out at you right now. If only you could see it.]

[l33tshushuhero]

Never heard of them.

[Well, Grovy's grinning like an idiot right now.] Where do gods live, then? [Ohoho he got you there. He is so sure of it.]

[fallintheriver]

Probably because we keep to ourselves. And because this is a different world.

[There's silence for a second, and then he burst out laughing.]

Gods? What, do you believe in tooth elves too? And Father Frost? Are you ten?!

[Normally he wouldn't criticize another's belief in gods since his best friend believe strongly in them, but... hey. That friend isn't here right now.]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Whaaaat. What is this. Grovy is confused. Because everyone back at home knows gods are real because like. They're totally everywhere.]

I don't know what tooth elves or who this "Father Frost" is, but I can tell you that you're the one being stupid now. Everyone knows gods exist! You'd have to be living under a boulder to not know that!

[fallintheriver]

Tooth elves and Father Frost are things that don't exist. Just like gods.

[l33tshushuhero]

That's silly! I bet you're just mad that you haven't met one yet!

[fallintheriver]

Wait. [Let's just get this straight.] Do you people who claim to have met gods?

[l33tshushuhero]

Well... I've heard stories of people meeting them! Plus, I think the Tree sort of Life counts as one.