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[kyillee]

"Today, snails seem like mighty lucky creatures. They carry their bedrooms on their back and have access to them at any moment! Don't be jealous. At least you don't have to worry about being turned into hors d' oeuvres."

Comments

[percussivebunny]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! that's so awesome!

[kyillee]

yes. I may not have my bed here, but at least I won't be an hors d'oeuvre. Now if only I was safe from being a soup or salad or main dish... or dessert! *sigh* so many risks in life.

[bearddevil]

People taste of chicken...

[kyillee]

now see I'm not sure. I've heard a debate on this. One side "Everything is claimed to taste like chicken, so people will, too". Other side "people are red meat so will taste more like beef".

[bearddevil]

I think it depends on the cut of person. I'm just quoting from Eddie Izzard.