"We Ought Not Die Continues" with a txt msg

Aug 29, 2005 16:36

SV WHERE TEH FUK R U PARASITE IN MET
LOIS

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emrinalexander August 29 2005, 20:54:00 UTC
Is Clark going to see this and go charging in or will he wait for Lex to get home? Or?

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kyanoswolf August 29 2005, 21:02:07 UTC
Well, you know Clark. He's not one to think things through rationally.

But then again. Lex was on his way home. Could be that he would think to call first and start ranting about his morning with Bruce and happen to mention the problem with Parasite himself.

I'd like Lois to show up at the farm. The idea of Clark in the suit while being about five or six months along isn't pretty. (It would give Bruce too much ammunition.)

And Lois should never see him like that. She should only see him in the tasteful male maternity wear that Lex had specially designed for him. (Come on, Lex knows Hollywood costume designers that he could have pitched the idea to.)

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emrinalexander August 29 2005, 23:16:54 UTC
Yes, Lex is much more comfortable with communicating now, especially with Clark, so I have no problems picturing him on the way home, wishing Clark was right there with him, and so calling him and then going into the whole rant about what happened.

Clark would have at least one foot in the suit as this conversation goes on; as reason dawns I can see him pulling the suit off his leg, balling it up and stuffing it under their bed *G* (or somewhere that Lex will find it later, at a time when it will be amusing).

Lois at the farm? Oh, god yes, please - Lois Lane vs. Helga - I know who my money is on *G*.

And well, yeh, Lex got Clark tasteful regular clothes at the first opportunity ("My wedding gift from you is..." "CLOTHES, Clark, real clothes. Humor me.") so I'm sure he had the maternity stuff ("We need something er, fashionable, but understated, tasteful but...expandible," he'd tell the designers).

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kyanoswolf August 30 2005, 00:24:47 UTC
So are you writing this or am I?

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kyanoswolf August 29 2005, 21:06:00 UTC
One of the reasons they moved to Smallville was to limit Clark's exposure to the "screams" of Metropolis. Clark's learned to tune them out a bit better with coaching from the AI during the pregnancy.

As to the cellphone. Oooops? They didn't expect Lois to have coverage in China?

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sabershadowkat August 29 2005, 21:53:57 UTC
Maybe she got the new number for Clark's new cell from sneaking into Perry's office and stealing it, or something similar.

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kyanoswolf August 29 2005, 22:48:22 UTC
Or she threatened Jimmy for it?

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sabershadowkat August 29 2005, 21:52:01 UTC
*snorts crackers through nose*
*goes to hospital for help*
*tells hospital to send you bill*

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kyanoswolf August 29 2005, 22:49:32 UTC
Ouch! I never had anyone snort solid food before.

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maigie2010 August 30 2005, 02:19:33 UTC
Please put a stop to Lois. She does not need to see Clark pregnant and I wanna see her stomped on. Bring on Helga.

Increase the price of the bat gadgets. LOL!!!

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kyanoswolf August 30 2005, 02:25:01 UTC
Stay tuned. Lex and Helga are on their way to save the day. emrinalexander should be posting something tomorrow morning in the comments of this entry.

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lastscorpion August 31 2005, 01:10:39 UTC
OMG! This is wonderful! I love the rapid-fire conversation!

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kyanoswolf August 31 2005, 01:23:21 UTC
Didn't Nansi do a wonderful job? It was a great section.

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