Comments | kwhitby: Hello, Dark Lord. It's me, Kevin Whitby.

kwhitby

Hello, Dark Lord. It's me, Kevin Whitby.

Jun 07, 2003 17:03

I have been accused! Whitby is a servant of He-Who-Must-Not- Be-Named. Whitby is attracted to sheep, has a fetish for shearing them. Whitby has it in for Harry Potter. Whitby will make more people disappear tonight. Whitby is carrying his wand in the halls because he is evil and is looking for people to curse ( Read more... )

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always_harry June 7 2003, 16:21:47 UTC

Kevin, calm down, alright. No one thinks anything of the sort. Things are just tense with all the disappearances. Alright?

kwhitby June 7 2003, 16:27:19 UTC

Try telling that to the rest of the school.

At least you believe me, but honestly, Harry, I don't know if I want you to be on your team.

always_harry June 7 2003, 19:05:25 UTC

I'm sorry you feel that way, Kevin. But you know, I don't have a 'team,' really.

kwhitby June 7 2003, 19:43:36 UTC

Then we can form our own team--just us. I don't think I am wanted with anyone else.

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lavendermagic June 7 2003, 17:29:17 UTC

I know my opinion might not mean much to you, but in all honesty, I don't point any fingers at you, Kevin. You're a good person, and no one can change my opinion of that...

jfinchfletchley June 7 2003, 18:04:01 UTC

Well, Kevin, that sheep thing we all knew about. It's nothing to be ashamed of. At least it's not a goat.

Glad you're safe. Did you really try to kiss Eloise?

kwhitby June 7 2003, 19:50:09 UTC

I did no kissing, Justin.

I am so tene right now with evything going on. I need a massage.

jfinchfletchley June 7 2003, 20:00:54 UTC

Kevin, I'm glad you did no kissing. I think. You should talk to Madame Pomfrey about a massage. She's pretty good with her hands.

kwhitby June 7 2003, 20:02:59 UTC

...I think I'd rather rub it out myself.

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nevillicious June 7 2003, 18:24:26 UTC

Dude, you are high strung.

You kissed Eloise??

kwhitby June 7 2003, 19:46:52 UTC

I did not kiss anyone or anything, for that matter.

There is a lot on my mind right now, so forgive me if I act high strung.

nevillicious June 7 2003, 21:22:44 UTC

Nothing wrong with high strung, Kevin. Just making an observation.

Carry on!!

P.S. Why didn't you kiss Eloise?

kwhitby June 7 2003, 21:26:31 UTC

Why did you kiss your best friend?

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bluepatil June 7 2003, 20:19:18 UTC

Uh, Whitby? You pointed fingers at others. Don't be mad people are doing it to you.

kwhitby June 7 2003, 20:22:01 UTC

Don't come in here and spout commands, Padma. You might be next.

Re: bluepatil June 7 2003, 20:28:01 UTC

Next for what?

kwhitby June 7 2003, 20:32:26 UTC

...nothing.

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