Hello, Dark Lord. It's me, Kevin Whitby.

[kwhitby]

I have been accused! Whitby is a servant of He-Who-Must-Not- Be-Named. Whitby is attracted to sheep, has a fetish for shearing them. Whitby has it in for Harry Potter. Whitby will make more people disappear tonight. Whitby is carrying his wand in the halls because he is evil and is looking for people to curse

Comments

[bluepatil]

Uh, Whitby? You pointed fingers at others. Don't be mad people are doing it to you.

[kwhitby]

Don't come in here and spout commands, Padma. You might be next.

Re:

[bluepatil]

Next for what?

[kwhitby]

...nothing.

[jfinchfletchley]

Kevin Edward Whitby! Are you threatening Padma? Come see me immediately to discuss this.

[bluepatil]

Thanks Justin. I was kind of worried about what that meant.