Hello, Dark Lord. It's me, Kevin Whitby.

[kwhitby]

I have been accused! Whitby is a servant of He-Who-Must-Not- Be-Named. Whitby is attracted to sheep, has a fetish for shearing them. Whitby has it in for Harry Potter. Whitby will make more people disappear tonight. Whitby is carrying his wand in the halls because he is evil and is looking for people to curse

Comments

[nevillicious]

Dude, you are high strung.

You kissed Eloise??

[kwhitby]

I did not kiss anyone or anything, for that matter.

There is a lot on my mind right now, so forgive me if I act high strung.

[nevillicious]

Nothing wrong with high strung, Kevin. Just making an observation.

Carry on!!

P.S. Why didn't you kiss Eloise?

[kwhitby]

Why did you kiss your best friend?

My best friend?

[nevillicious]

I was drunk. And besides, I wanted to. Haven't you SEEN Lisa? She is extremely hot. And I wanted to kiss her.

Why didn't you kiss Eloise?

Re: My best friend?

[kwhitby]

I'm not attracted to girls... boys... sheep... anyone right now.

Excuse me?

[miss_pansy]

Are you still preoccupied with that Tart?

I think I may have to come up with a set of conditions for you.

Re: Excuse me?

[nevillicious]

Um. No. I'm not preoccupied, lovely.

And what sort of conditions? I do not think I like the sound of that.