Intimate Note, Chapter 6
Pairings: Jaejoong/Yesung {eventual}
G for now.
Romance, Humor.
Multi-Chaptered. Complete.
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Summay: Welcome to a special episode of Intimate Note!
“OH NO!” Both Jaejoong and Yesung screamed out loud. The last thing they want is to have Heechul to write them an intimate note.
“Teukkie hyung! This might as well be the end of the world! You know Heechul hyung is going to kill us!” Yesung complain further in details. “Remember he did XXXX at XXXX place, and there was this time when he did XXXX at XXXX place, and there was another time he did XXXX at XXXX place! Are you going to let us suffer??”
All the members nodded.
“It‘s true that Heechul is the master of all pranks, but that’s why we need him on the show, to make it more interesting.” Teukkie smiled at his dongsaengs.
“HYUNG!” Yesung exclaim in shock. What happen to the gentle, umma like Teukkie went. *Silently cries in his head*
“Aishh. Stop whining, or else…” Heechul chucked and pointed at Ryeowook. Who didn’t even know he was being pointed at until Sungmin told him to turn around.
“UTFHFAGDOIHFI” Yesung muttered a whole lot of gibberish. From the sound of it, he seems to be swearing really fiercely.
“Hehe, Teukkie hyung. We’ve both known Heechul for years, you know he is going to kill us, isn’t putting me with that loser over there torture enough? Please show us some mercy!” Jaejoong finally spoke.
“Psst, Eunhyuk, why does this scene look so much a criminal asking for mercy in the olden days?” Fishy boy, Donghae asked his best friend.
Eunhyuk lifted his shoulder. “I donno.”
“So, we’re not the only ones” Sungmin, Ryeowook and Kyuhyun popped their head into the conversation.
***day dreams***
“Please you majesty, show us some mercy.” Jaejoong and Yesung kneeled on the floor and started to bow frantically.
“Adviser, what do you think?” Emperor Leeteuk asked.
“Well on my personal opinion, I think let’s not show any mercy.” Advisor Kim Heechul answered.
“Me too” Advisor Jung Yunho answered.
“Well then it’s settled, show them no mercy!” Teukkie told the public.
***end of day dream***
“They’re both toast” The dongsaengs simultaneously said out loud.
Meanwhile…
“Heechul, I know you are dying to tell them the intimate note.” Yunho manage to drag all of them back to the main point.
“HEHE” Heechul grined. “Hangeng and I had a hard time deciding the best note for you guys, but here we go.” Hangeng held out the card while Heechul read it out loud.
“We want you to go out in that couple tees, and take photo with anyone that wants a photo along the way to a proper photo booth. At the photo booth I want you guys to pose as a real couple, and take lots of prints.”
“We will be sending people to check on you, so don’t you think you guys can bail out the minute you leave the house.” Hangeng added evilness to the note.
“Oh, by the way! We all want a print as a souvenir, so don’t forget to bring back copies for us!” Kangin joined in.
“So that’s Super Junior, 13 people, plus DBSK, 5 people…” Teukkie started a head count.
“Don’t forget Mimi and Henry!” Ryeowook reminded the leader of the Super Junior M members.
“Yes of course Wookie. So that makes a total of 20 people.” Teukkie finished the headcount (with 2 invisible heads). “ So bring back 20 copies at least!”
“Aisshhhh.” Jaejoong and Yesung sighed.
Now the members are going to use the pictures to blackmail them for the rest of their life now. Both boys thought. (They just don’t know they thought of the same thing at the same time.)
The two boys looked at each other.
“Damn, this is obvious that it’s a couple tee.” Jaejoong sighed.
“We are freaking idols! How do they expect us to walk out like this?” Yesung complained more.
“You think we can grab some sunglasses and hats?” Jaejoong suggested.
“HAHA, in your dreams.” Shindong and Kangin walked into the room.
“We are here to make sure you don’t do anything funny.” Kangin grabbed the couple by their collars.
“Aisshhh!” Just as Kangin was about to drag the couple to walk in front of him.
“WAIT!” Jaejoong and Yesung yelled.
“Can we at least go to the bathroom; we are still human you know!” Jaejoong said.
“Fine be quick, I’m giving you 2 minutes maximum. Remember Yesung… Wookie.” Kanging once again used the Wookie card.
The couple quickly found the nearest toilet to them. They were in and out in less than a minute.
“Ok, can we go now?” Shindong asked impatiently. “Teukkie hyung promised us food when we get back. So let’s get this over and done with.”
Kangin pushed the couple out the door, and forced them to walk in front.
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“Errrm, Heechul hyung.” Ryeowook asked. “Isn’t the nearest photo booth like 30 minutes walk away?”
“Hehe, Wookie you’re finally catching on.” Heechul pated his dongsaeng on the shoulder.
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Where ever the YeJae couple walk pass, there will always be mutters and whispers. Kangin and Shindong made sure they stayed a good 5 meters away from the couple. Anyone with a sane mind will want nothing to do with them at this point of life.
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Meanwhile…
*ding dong*
“I will get it.” Siwon offered like the gentlemen he is. But he definitely regretted it the moment he stood up. HE JUST LEFT HEECHUL AND HANGENG BY THEMSELVES!!!
“It must be the take out.” Donghae said. The poor boy was starving!
He sighed as he opened the doors…
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Yejae walked on the ‘what it seems to be endless street’ with everyone looking at their couple shirt. The gorgeous couple tee that shone where ever they went.
Finally they manage to get to photo booth.
“Let’s get this over with then.” Just as Jaejoong was about to pop a few coins in to the machine, Yesung got a text message.
*Don’t 4get! 20 pics. And SMILE! X Teukkie Umma ^^*
“Aish, they just have to remind us.”
Jaejoong quickly popped the last few coins into the machine.
Both boys let out forceful smile as the lights flashed around them. Their smiles looked more like we ‘we’re going to kill you’ then ‘we are smile because we are happy you made us do this bonding session.’
Yesung grabbed the 20 prints, and whispered something into Jaejoong’s ears.
Jaejoong first tried to push Yesung away, but after a few seconds of stuggling, Jaejoong stopped trying to push Yesung away.
“So we have a deal?” Yesung offered his hand for temperate truce.
“Deal” Jaejoong shook his partner in crimes’ hand.
Kangin and Shindong thought something was wrong, and decided to go closer to make sure nothing fishy was going on.
Yesung gestured. One, two THREE.
“YYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! IT’S KANGIN AND SHINDONG OPPA FROM SUPER JUNIOR.” Two very sudden high pitched voices came out of the couple’s throat.
“YYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” tones of screaming fans started to run towards Kangin and Shindong. Surrounding them, forming a human cage.
“Aiish, these punks!” Kangin cursed quietly.
By this time the couple has long left the scene of the crime.
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Half an hour later…
“Hehe. Teukkie, dear.” Kangin spoke into the phone. “We, kinda, errm, lost them.”
“WHAT YOU MEAN YOU LOST THEM!!! AISH, YOU LITTLE PUNK!” Kangin got the full blow of Leeteuk’s fury. “Find them!”
“Yes Leeteuk sir!” Kangin answered very formally.
“Jesus, Shingdong, we better find them, or else, we won’t live to see tomorrow’s meal!”