Wow, Super Sweet 16 is disgracing my city... fucking suburbanites.

But, until I have the chance to do something ridiculous with a massive amount of mon-- DEARGODWHYISSHEDANCINGLIKETHAT?! I'm sorry to tell you sweetheart, but dancers can be atheletes, not the other way around...

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