Myojo, April 2013 Hey!Say!JUMP Ranking Translation[COMPLETED Pt.1]

Feb 23, 2013 02:27

Here are the 1st 9 rankings out of 23 from the Myojo yearly HSJ ranking :3
I'm still working on the rest, so for now enjoy~^^

JUMP’s 20 Category Ranking has been decided!
(done in rankings of 3, voted in by Myojo readers)

Part 2: Rankings 10-23---> HERE *A*

Category #1: Who you want to become friends with



1st Place: Arioka Daiki
                2nd Place: Hikaru Yaotome
                3rd Place: Chinen Yuri

1st place’s Speech:
Of course, it’s friends hmm (pout)
But I also got 2nd place for the “Who you want as your lover” category! (suddenly cheers up) I treasure my friends~ Sometimes I suddenly invite my friends for meals and when they show up, carefree, it makes me happy. Yosh! I’ll make sure to get 1st place for “wanted lover” next year! If I show more of my maturity, I’ll definitely get first place. I’m going to win against Yamada! (Arioka Daiki)

Comments from the Readers:
-“When I look at that smiling face, all my worries seem to blow away”
-“Looks like he’s good at listening”
-“His boke self is funny!”
-“He does funny things, and it looks like he can cheer me up no matter where the place is.”

Category #2: Who you want as your lover



1st place: Yamada Ryosuke
                2nd place: Arioka Daiki
                3rd place: Chinen Yuri

1st place’s speech:
If I was a girl, and I had Yamada Ryosuke as my boyfriend, I think it’d be the best~ 100 points! Perfect score! After all, I’d go out of my way for her, I’m gentle and I like to give surprises. For example, on the day of my girlfriend’s birthday, I’ll fill up my own room with balloons and invite her over♥. What I really want is to have a driving date.  Whether it is a drive to the beach or to an onsen(hot springs). Wherever we can be together! (Yamada)

Comments from the Readers:
-“He’s so good looking! He’s the member that likes the thought of having a family♥”
-“I like that he’s not only cool, but that he also has so many talents!”
-“I want to see his playful side up close♥”
-“He’s really gentle but he’s got that bit of a sadistic side that’s good♥”

Category #3:  Who looks like they have a lot of smart phone apps?



1st place: Chinen Yuri
                2nd place: Takaki Yuya
                3rd place: Nakajima Yuto

1st place’s speech:
It might have been  “Application LOVE(January’s Self made poem)”’s influence (laughs). I really do have a large group of games.  Like puzzle management simulations…I have all kinds of genres but I really don’t have that many. I split my folders so that they can fit in about 3 screens. If I got caught up with so many games, who knows what the result might be.

Comments from the Readers:
-“Since he likes games, it seems like he’d be the kind to download a lot of applications”
-“Chinen is good with electronics!”
-“Looks like he’s up to date with the latest technology”
-“Because during the January issue, he made a poem about apps”
-“He looks like the member who can recommend you apps”

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[They showed us…]
Their smartphone applications:

Arioka: 80 apps
Is 80  a lot? Apps used for looking up lyrics, music making etc. I have a lot of apps related to music. Of course, I also have games in it too.

Nakajima:41 apps
Apps like Tool, Photo, Camera, Music, Search etc. I separate my apps by folders according to their genres.

Chinen: 35 apps
I haven’t been addicted to any games recently…A really good point for a girl is if she knows about good apps.

Takaki: 26 apps
I have apps to find delicious shops. If I feel like eating out all of a sudden, I can search for one and the results are pretty great!

Yaotome: 97 apps
I have a lot of apps that are similar to one another along with apps recommended by friends. I keep those all in separate folders. The fact that I have 97 is surprising!

Okamoto: 59 apps
I might have a lot of photo editing apps. I keep them all in folders. Because I rarely delete my apps, they just keep multiplying!

Inoo: 40 apps
I delete the apps I don’t use right away. I don’t really add game apps. The one I use the most is a maps app. Maps are the strongest!

Yamada: 30 apps
I have 7 apps for learning Korean and then I have apps that show me the news. Also, apps that direct me to gourmet sites and maps are on there. Games are only for when I’m on my bike. (T/N: that sound dangerous, but that’s what he said LOL)

Yabu: 25 apps
Apps that I only use for a little bit are immediately erased! Apps that know the name of star constellations interest me and go into my phone right away♪”

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Category #4: Looks like he’s into cosplay



1st place: Chinen Yuri
                2nd place: Yamada Ryosuke
                3rd place: Arioka Daiki

1st place’s speech:
I’ve worn all kinds of different things for Myojo~ But in my private time, I don’t do cosplay! Because everyone seems happy about it though, I think it’d be fun to wear it. Next time, If I get the chance, I want to try and challenge wearing armor. What I want one of the members to wear…I want Keito to wear a leotard (laughs) (note:ballet clothing) Because it definitely will not suit him, I want to betray that expectation! (Chinen)

Comments from the Readers:
-“It seems like he’d cosplay as something that’d fill him with happiness”
-“Because he has feminine features, I think anything would suit him”
-“I want him to wear an oversized pajama!”
-“A maid outfit would definitely suit him”
-“He looks like he’d own at least 10 animal outfits”
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[They thought about it…]
“If I was an alarm clock…?”
Original Voice to Wake Up To

Inoo: “It’s morning, you’ll be late. Make sure you eat breakfast.”
While sitting on the floor, like a spell, I’ll say it with a musical note. It’d be scary but would you not want to wake up to that?

Yaotome: “Quiz! What 8am music show airs on Friday?”
I’ll end up giving a quiz, and unless the correct answer is given, the alarm clock won’t stop. But for people who are weak with mornings, they’ll be able to wake up.

Takaki: “If you don’t hurry and wake up, I’ll also fall asleep~”
Me waking someone up is definitely impossible. I’ll seriously fall asleep… Just a little while ago, I had Yabu-kun wake me up.

Yabu: “Wake up! You’re awake after all huh! Ah, but still, wake up!”
I’ll have the feeling of forever wanting to stare at her sleeping face. While thinking that I have to wake her up, I’ll be wavering between waking her up or not.

Yamada: “I told you to wake up! Are you part of the Ostrich club?!”
Kami(?)-san steps on the floor while jumping and spinning in this comedy skit. After saying “I told you to wake up~!” I’ll jump and wake her up.

Chinen: “The early bird gets the worm, time is money, make haste not waste, waking up early~” (until it stops, this will keep going on)
If I just keep hearing the words, “It’s best if you wake up early” I’ll keep thinking that I have to wake up.

Nakajima: “Let's wake up at once! Wake up right away!”
By repeating the same things over and over, It might get the person to wake up. The point is to be a tad bit annoying.

Arioka: “Oi, you’re lying right?! Please open your eyes! Please don’t leave me aloneeeeeeee!!”
This is Yamada’s line from “Johnny’s World”. Because I hand-picked this, take your time to open your eyes and wake up!

Okamoto: “You’re sleeping again? Want me to give you 5 more minutes? But then I’ll be the troubled one!”
Reversed, it’d be “Sleep as much as you want” and she’d end up saying “I’ll wake up right now! I’m sorry!” (laughs)
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Category #5: The one who seems to always be on time



1st place: Yabu Kota
                2nd place: Nakajima Yuto
                3rd place: Yaotome Hikaru

1st place’s speech:
It’s because I don’t like having to do things in a rush if I’m ever short on time~
Because I want to arrive just in time, I count back on events by 5 mins. Even during “Johnny’s World” I’d count back the time. 45 minutes before the curtain rose, I’d stretch. 25 minutes ahead, I’d get my make-up started. 5 minutes early, I’d leave the dressing room. Just like that, I’d be standing at the curtain, right on time, before the curtain rose (laughs).

Comments from the Readers:
-“He’s always composed and he exists as JUMP’s older brother”
-“No matter what it is, it seems like he’ll do every single action whole heartedly”
-“Before, he mentioned that he’d get to his meetings right on time”
-“Because A-blood types are punctual”
-“It looks like he treasures every minute and every second”

Category #6: Who seems more acquainted with music?



1st place: Arioka Daiki
                2nd place: Okamoto Keito
                3rd place: Nakajima Yuto

1st place’s speech:
During “Johnny’s World” at the Imperial Theatre’s back room I constantly did music related things~ I listen to different kinds of music. From western music to traditional Japanese music. Because there are a lot of members in JUMP that like rock music, when it comes to hip hop and R&B dance, just leave it up to me! I’m always streaming this one American radio show. While I listen to it, I’ll search up songs from the artists I get interested in♪(Arioka)

Comments from the Readers:
-“It seems he loves music”
-“He knows a lot about foreign songs!”
-“He probably has a lot of songs from different genres on his music player”
-“It looks like he buys a lot of CD’s and gives recommendations to everyone”
-“If he was in a chorus concourse, it seems like he’d be the only one who’d let out a loud voice”

Category # 7: Who looks best in a chef’s hat



1st place: Yamada Ryosuke
                2nd place: Nakajima Yuto
                3rd place: Arioka Daiki

1st place’s speech:
The dish I seem to always make is pasta. However, there’s something missing when it comes to the taste…Speaking of that, the hurdle in front of me is really high. It’d be cool if I can make the same quality as the shops I’ve gone to. I think it’d be awesome if I could become a pro so if I can, I’d like to get a chef’s license. Then, I’d like to try working at a traditional Japanese/Italian restaurant! By the way, the dish I have the most confidence in is takoyaki. (Yamada)

Comments from the Readers:
“If it’s about cooking, then it’s Yamada-kun!!”
“I’ll become his younger sister and have him cook for me♪”
“The one who can cook is Yamada isn’t it?!”
“Because he said before that his dream in the future was to be a cook”

Category #8: The one who looks like he’s good at bowling



1st place: Nakajima Yuto
                2nd place: Takaki Yuya
                3rd place: Yaotome Hikaru

1st place’s speech:
My average score is a 90, so I’m not as good as you think~
In the old days, I used to play with Keito and Keito’s papa. But as to who was good between the two of us, I was the only one who was normal at it (laughs) I’m tall and I don’t have a very good control over my hands and feet so I’m at a disadvantage. A sport where I might be able to win against the JUMP members might be horse riding. Or maybe volleyball, since my height works great for that! (Nakajima)

Comments from the Readers:
“I get the image of him floating with a simple happiness over hitting a strike”
“Because he has hobbies like drumming and tap dancing, it looks like bowling would not be a problem for him”
“Because he looks like the kind of guy who’ll carefully plan his moves, I can see him clearing off every single pin”
“He has good hands and feet (for bowling) so he probably has really good control”

Inspection Corner
[We asked them…] JUMP’s Highest Bowling Score
Yamada: 110  Chinen:190  Nakajima:130  Okamoto:150  Arioka: 90  Takaki:210  Inoo:120
Yabu: 153  Yaotome: 103

Category #9: Looks like he does a lot of gags



1st place: Hikaru Yaotome
                2nd place: Chinen Yuri
                3rd place: Arioka Daiki

1st place speech:
I do make a lot of jokes but the truth is that I really don’t crack a lot of jokes. On the other hand, it’s Chinen who says them, right?! That guy, whatever he thinks, he’ll immediately say it. The reason why I got picked is probably because  I have a strong “Don’t mess with me” image, right? When it comes to saying jokes, especially during program performances, I’ll say a few jokes, but not a lot. (Yaotome)

Comments from the Readers:
“Looks like he can switch his facial expressions the best”
“Seems like he likes funny things”
“Looks like he does boke and tsukkomi routines all on his own”
“I can see him making jokes and having the JUMP members laugh at them”
“He’s good with lots of riddles”
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Inspection Corner
[They told us…]

JUMP’s Jokes

Yamada: Where Yamada lived, was a small mountain. (T/N: Yamada’s name has the same kanji for “Yama” which is mountain. The sentence rhymes too)

Chinen: That liver, are you eating it? (T/N: Rhymes lol)

Nakajima: Leave the broken watch alone! (T/N: Rhymes as well)

Okamoto: The cheer girl stood up and tap danced a lot. (T/N: Rhymes)

Arioka: That barrel, I have it! (T/N: Rhymes xD)

Takaki: YOU can be you (T/N: World play)

Inoo: The cheetah slipped from the cliffffff! (T/N: Rhymes)

Yabu: Cell phone gets caught in my hand, my hand, it hurts! (T/N: Rhymes)

Yaotome: Because I ate too much chocolate on Valentine’s Day, I can only eat a little bit of it! (T/N: Word play choco->chocolate & chocotto->a little)

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Can't fit everything into one entry LOL
so I'm posting the rest now :3
ENJOY!

Part 2: Rankings 10-23---> HERE *A*

translation:scan, translation:myojo, g:hey!say!jump, myojo:april, 2013

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