The queue for Mr Thornton ...
The recent 2 pic spams I did for North and South resulted in people claiming that they wanted to hug Mr Thornton. There are a disturbingly large number of people on my friends list who claim to like Mr Thornton. This just isn't on. He's actually mine.
I realised that I would have to take drastic steps. I have come up with what I think is a suitable compromise in which everyone is happy. It's win win win.
amaliestar: Given that I said that I wanted to hug him. I think he should be mine.
koalathebear: I don't think so. I'll give you Jin - every Monday.
amaliestar: *thud*
koalathebear: Muahahaha.
iynx: You're not going to get off so easily. John Thornton should be mine.
koalathebear: Here, have Helo.
muridae_x: I protest - you can't just go around giving Helo away.
koalathebear: Fine. Have Rufus
iynx: *thud*
juprujac: Who do I get?
koalathebear: One you're not supposed to be online. You're busy. Two, you get Apollo.
juprujac: *thud*
autumn_whispers: I have written fic about North and South, you're not going to fob me off so easily. John Thornton will be mine, and the soon you realise this -
koalathebear: Two words. Major. Lorne.
autumn_whispers: *thud*
mellowdee: You think you're pretty clever, but you've met your match, koala.
koalathebear: I'll give you Cedric Diggory.
mellowdee: But I don't want to him, he's dead
koalathebear: Have an au Cedric.
mellowdee: *thud*
darksilvermoon I protest. If I can't have Cedric, then I want Thornton.
koalathebear: You can have Eugene and his Giant Moustache.
koalathebear: Why haven't you thudded yet? I thought you liked his moustache. Fine, be that way. Have Sam.
koalathebear: or Dean - but only on Sundays.
koalathebear: Let me keep Alec though...
darksilvermoon *thud*
bennet_7: You're not getting past me. Thornton's mine. I'm Aussie and just as stubborn as you.
koalathebear: I'll give you Logan of course.
catteo: I protest.
koalathebear: Sheesh. catteo gets Logan. bennet_7 gets Andy Lau and his cheekbones.
catteo: *thud*
bennet_7: *thud*
ginger001: I protest. I also like Andy AND I like Thornton.
koalathebear: You get Mr Collins
ginger001: I don't want Mr Collins
koalathebear: Not that one. This one
ginger001: *thud*
alexandral: Who do I get? After all liked Mr Thornton before you did.
koalathebear: You get Nicholas Higgins.
alexandral: I said that I thought that he was a nice character. I don't want him.
koalathebear: OK, you can have Mr Darcy
alexandral: He looks a little unkempt. Can I have the other one?
koalathebear: OK
alexandral: *thud*
tpeej: Look, you've already given away Mr Darcy - both of them. Mr Thornton is mine.
koalathebear: Take Ronon. But only on Tuesdays.
tpeej: *thud*
koalathebear: Yay! At last, the road is clear. Glee! Hee! Yay me! Mr Thornton is mine.
winterspel: Ahem.
koalathebear: *sigh* I knew you were going to be difficult.
winterspel: I want Thornton.
koalathebear: Well you can't have him.
winterspel: If I can't have Thornton, you'd better give me Shinkai
koalathebear: No way. How about Halu?
winterspel: Nuh uh. Give me future Tak
koalathebear: You can't have him.
winterspel: Stop being greedy. You only want past Tak
koalathebear: If you take future Tak, I'll have no prospects with past Tak.
winterspel: I want Thornton
koalathebear: You can't have him.
winterspel: Don't make me hurt you.
koalathebear: You can't beat me.
winterspel: Why not?
koalathebear: I'm not left-handed. And ...
winterspel: *drool*
koalathebear: Muahahaha. Shoulder porn!
winterspel: *thud*
koalathebear: At last! Thornton will be mine.
Hordes of Thornton fans descend upon koala.
koalathebear: Meep. Desperate measures!
Koala scampers off into the sunset
I realised that I would have to take drastic steps. I have come up with what I think is a suitable compromise in which everyone is happy. It's win win win.
amaliestar: Given that I said that I wanted to hug him. I think he should be mine.
koalathebear: I don't think so. I'll give you Jin - every Monday.
amaliestar: *thud*
koalathebear: Muahahaha.
iynx: You're not going to get off so easily. John Thornton should be mine.
koalathebear: Here, have Helo.
muridae_x: I protest - you can't just go around giving Helo away.
koalathebear: Fine. Have Rufus
iynx: *thud*
juprujac: Who do I get?
koalathebear: One you're not supposed to be online. You're busy. Two, you get Apollo.
juprujac: *thud*
autumn_whispers: I have written fic about North and South, you're not going to fob me off so easily. John Thornton will be mine, and the soon you realise this -
koalathebear: Two words. Major. Lorne.
autumn_whispers: *thud*
mellowdee: You think you're pretty clever, but you've met your match, koala.
koalathebear: I'll give you Cedric Diggory.
mellowdee: But I don't want to him, he's dead
koalathebear: Have an au Cedric.
mellowdee: *thud*
darksilvermoon I protest. If I can't have Cedric, then I want Thornton.
koalathebear: You can have Eugene and his Giant Moustache.
koalathebear: Why haven't you thudded yet? I thought you liked his moustache. Fine, be that way. Have Sam.
koalathebear: or Dean - but only on Sundays.
koalathebear: Let me keep Alec though...
darksilvermoon *thud*
bennet_7: You're not getting past me. Thornton's mine. I'm Aussie and just as stubborn as you.
koalathebear: I'll give you Logan of course.
catteo: I protest.
koalathebear: Sheesh. catteo gets Logan. bennet_7 gets Andy Lau and his cheekbones.
catteo: *thud*
bennet_7: *thud*
ginger001: I protest. I also like Andy AND I like Thornton.
koalathebear: You get Mr Collins
ginger001: I don't want Mr Collins
koalathebear: Not that one. This one
ginger001: *thud*
alexandral: Who do I get? After all liked Mr Thornton before you did.
koalathebear: You get Nicholas Higgins.
alexandral: I said that I thought that he was a nice character. I don't want him.
koalathebear: OK, you can have Mr Darcy
alexandral: He looks a little unkempt. Can I have the other one?
koalathebear: OK
alexandral: *thud*
tpeej: Look, you've already given away Mr Darcy - both of them. Mr Thornton is mine.
koalathebear: Take Ronon. But only on Tuesdays.
tpeej: *thud*
koalathebear: Yay! At last, the road is clear. Glee! Hee! Yay me! Mr Thornton is mine.
winterspel: Ahem.
koalathebear: *sigh* I knew you were going to be difficult.
winterspel: I want Thornton.
koalathebear: Well you can't have him.
winterspel: If I can't have Thornton, you'd better give me Shinkai
koalathebear: No way. How about Halu?
winterspel: Nuh uh. Give me future Tak
koalathebear: You can't have him.
winterspel: Stop being greedy. You only want past Tak
koalathebear: If you take future Tak, I'll have no prospects with past Tak.
winterspel: I want Thornton
koalathebear: You can't have him.
winterspel: Don't make me hurt you.
koalathebear: You can't beat me.
winterspel: Why not?
koalathebear: I'm not left-handed. And ...
winterspel: *drool*
koalathebear: Muahahaha. Shoulder porn!
winterspel: *thud*
koalathebear: At last! Thornton will be mine.
Hordes of Thornton fans descend upon koala.
koalathebear: Meep. Desperate measures!
Koala scampers off into the sunset