The queue for Mr Thornton ...

[koalathebear]

The recent 2 pic spams I did for North and South resulted in people claiming that they wanted to hug Mr Thornton. There are a disturbingly large number of people on my friends list who claim to like Mr Thornton. This just isn't on. He's actually mine

Comments

[winterspel]

OMG I LOVE YOU and you kill me and I'm dying of laughter.

I STILL want Future Tak. You can even have Thornton AND Shinkai if I can have Future Tak.

Please? :D

[dangermousie]

As Koala scampers away, carrying unconscious Mr. Thornton (who's fainted from all the females pulling on him) on her back, a dark and menacing figure arises, blocking her path.

Dangermousie: He is mine! And you have already given away the weapons you could have used to distract me!

Koala: *Raises a paw with a sword (not the one with Mr. Thornton)* You shall not pass!

Dangermousie: OK, OK, I better offer a peace deal before Evil Koala shows up. How about a time share?

[koalathebear]

koalathebear: I should have known you would appear O Dark Nemesis who lures me into fandoms when I already have enough on my plate. Sorry, can't be done.

dangermousie: Battle to the death?

koalathebear: That won't be necessary. I give you Sleet.

dangermousie: Huh?

koalathebear: This dude.

[mellowdee]

L;ASDJFLK. NO. BUT ME. :( I BATTLE FOR RAIN. :(

[dangermousie]

Nooooooooo! *Vader scream*

I am beset on all sides. Fine, you can keep Rain (I'll even get you an umbrella) but I get Bi :P

[mellowdee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA.

KAME SHOULDER PORN. Koala, the day you post Kame and of all pictures, Kame shoulder porn, I die.

It's over. Just completely over. Nothing could top this.

Except perhaps a haiku.

I'LL KEEP CEDRIC. AU CEDRIC WILL DO JUST LOVELY.

[winterspel]

I have to say...I wasn't expecting her to try to distract me with Kame shoulder porn! :D:D:D:D

It almost dissuaded me...

[koalathebear]

Muahahaha! dangermousie and mellowdee - divide and conquer.

winterspel thudded by shoulder!porn

The path is now clear ....

Muahahahaha!

[winterspel]

Hey! I still want Future Tak!

[lesbiassparrow]

I just hope you realise that while you were all arguing I took the opportunity of running off with the real Mr. Thornton and putting a clone in his place. Us Irish people are cunning that way.

[koalathebear]

koalathebear: Hmm, dark horse ..... Not so fast, my little hockey fan ...

[lesbiassparrow]

Um. You do have a point....

[ginger001]

I protest! I got Mr. Collins? Not Tak? or Haru? or Sena???

*pouts* ;)

[koalathebear]

But you like Tom Hollander!!

[ginger001]

Well, I like him but I could tell you a whole list of British actors I like more than Tom Hollander, starting with Rupert Penry-Jones or Toby Stephens ;) (and including Richard Armitage)...

Besides I do love Takuya probably more then I love them ;) Takuya is my number 1 ;)

[koalathebear]

*laugh* I fear I needed more pride and prejudice characters and you are the only person I know who likes Tom Hollander ;)