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Dramatic Poses with the Prinny Generals (semi-action post)
[[Color key for prinny general speech:
Zoldood
Doodslayer
Hardooden
Doodicus]]
[A group of four prinnies can be seen outside the castle. They seem to be practicing something.]
Dood, are you sure this is gonna work?
It didn't work the last ten times, dood! Why should it work this time?
Eleventh time's a charm, doods! Let's go!
PRINNY GENERALS ( Read more... ) -
Kidnapping with Garland (action post?)
[Outside of Garland's room in the castle, there is a sign pointing towards his Guest Dungeon, with "free candy" written on it. After the first person investigates the dungeon, it will be gone.] -
Morale Boosts with Garland
I'm sure some of you may have noticed that our life here isn't exactly ideal, and that might be getting some of you a little down. Fortunately, I have just the cure!
Presenting:
Dark Lord Garland's Evil Bake Sale
Cookies are 50HL, Brownies are 100HL, and you can get an entire cake for the low price of 1000HL! Supplies are limited, and all baked ( Read more... ) -
Olfactory Torture with Garland
What's supposed to be so Really Really Great about this job, anyway?
It burns even more than the magma! -
Third Degree Burns with Garland
Upon careful reflection, I'm not entirely sure that taking a job in Geothermal Maintenance was my best idea. I could write books on how much I've learned about my own flammability.
Maybe... maybe I should change jobs. I think I'll give it another day to grow on me, but maybe. -
Abductions with Garland
This is terrible! Not only have some kind of unimaginable forces of evil pulled me into a terrible hellscape, but they didn't even have the forethought to greet my properly!
And what's with this castle? The feng shui in these rooms is all wrong! I mean, sure, a decent decorator could turn this place around, but right now? Tacky.Well, I'm not going ( Read more... )