Abductions with Garland

[knockyoualldown]

This is terrible! Not only have some kind of unimaginable forces of evil pulled me into a terrible hellscape, but they didn't even have the forethought to greet my properly!

And what's with this castle? The feng shui in these rooms is all wrong! I mean, sure, a decent decorator could turn this place around, but right now? Tacky.Well, I'm not going

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[overlordinate]

I give it five minutes before someone takes that money.

[knockyoualldown]

Are you the unspeakably evil force responsible for binding me in this hellish prison?

[overlordinate]

Hmhmhmmm... no. I'm Laharl, the Overlord of another Netherworld! A better one. I'm stuck in this dump, too.

[knockyoualldown]

O-Overlord? You're an authentic lord of darkness?

[the_nether_mods]

Hey, dood! Your friendly neighborhood Prinny here with something for you!

Here's one [Felony] given to you for the diabolical act of [Depositing Small Sums of Money at the Bank]!

Congrats, dood!

[knockyoualldown]

My... my first felony!

I'm so moved! I should've prepared a speech!

[enemy_of_living]

[knockyoualldown]

Is someone there?

[enemy_of_living]

Are you trying at all? Or trying too hard?

[knockyoualldown]

I'm doing my best!