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[knifetotheface]

[The feed turns on to show the crackling warm glow of what appears to be an impromptu fire, the glittering of scales, some amount of blood on the snow on the ground, and a lot of liquor bottles.

Oh, and Jo and Cas, sitting against what appears to be a dead baby dragon.

Jo herself is cradling a gun, sitting with her legs crossed, and she’s loading the

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[Offline] For continued idiocy

[wingsandwill]

[Castiel gives her a look for that order, less because she gave it and more because he's not all that sure about the whole eating it thing yet.]

You are capable of doing so yourself, Jo.

[Offline] this is fucking brilliance okay.

[knifetotheface]

You're closer to the --

[And Jo gestures slightly toward a pile of sticks that she sharpened earlier, searching for the word. Her vocabulary is failing her. Spectacularly.

-- and about one minute later.]

-- kabobs.

[Offline] no this is horrible

[wingsandwill]

[Castiel just watches her for the minute it takes her to find the word, occasionally drinking from this whiskey bottle beside him.

Finally, when she gets out the word, he simply picks up one of the sticks and holds it out to her.]

[Offline] it's beautiful don't look away

[knifetotheface]

[She stares at the stick before looking down at him from her perch on the dragon.]

Cas-ti -- [And the girl pauses, almost thoughtfully, before scowling to herself in irritation.] Your name sucks. Who the hell names their kid something like -- whatever, spear the dragon and be a man and make the shish kabob.

[There's a slight slur on the 'kabob'. Fucking words. Screw English. She doesn't need it to shoot things.]

video; 1/...idk.

[protectify]

video; 2/?

[protectify]

[ No. This cannot... Can. Not be happening. ]

video; 3/...5.

[protectify]

[ The second she opens her mouth to talk, she doesn't actually... talk. There are tears. That form. And then she eeks something out. ]

Dean, too?

video; 4/5

[protectify]

How -- [ And then there is dissolving and just... dissolving. ]

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[kill_joo_ded]

It also makes great jerky.

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[knifetotheface]

... huh.

No shit. You just dry it over the fire, right? How thin's it gotta be?

[WHAT PROBLEMS. JO HAS NO PROBLEMS. NONE.]

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[kill_joo_ded]

I did it in the summer kinda en masse, drying it out in the wastes, but I still had to get it pretty thin. Maybe half on inch or something.

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[knifetotheface]

Kinda late for that now.

Maybe if we cut it even thinner on a really sunny day. Might work.

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[expunger]

Concern for him is ridiculous.

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[wingsandwill]

Why

[Though he sort of knows, since Dean comes out alive in all this, but you know.]

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[expunger]

The Winchesters survive everything.

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[wingsandwill]

This is true

[He's actually a little reassured. What nice things to say, Raphael.]

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[effyourcupcake]

Woah. Is that a dragon?

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[knifetotheface]

Damn straight.

Cas and I are kinda badass.

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[effyourcupcake]

Yeah, apparently.

Can you eat it? I can totally come help carry dragon back.

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[knifetotheface]

We're making jerky and shish kabobs right now.

Can you handle yourself in the Wastes?