An Email From My Wife

[kniedzw]

My wife? Insane. In a good way.

Date: Fri, 8 Apr 2011 19:37:27 -0400 (EDT)
From: swan_tower
To: kniedzw
Subject:

Comments

[swan_tower]

Let the record show that I did this only because non-statistical statements like "you never wear most of your shirts!" got me nowhere. Desperate times (by which I mean more t-shirts than we have drawer space for) call for desperate measures.

Also, the record should also have pity on me, as I never took a class in statistics. There are probably more interesting tricks to play with the data, but I don't know them.

[princess_allura]

I <3 you B...that's awesome.

[moonandserpent]

You're mad as a hatter.

Admittedly, it works for you, but still.

[auroracita]

Wow. I'm massively impressed. WELL PLAYED.

My Only Comment*

[princess_allura]

#1. Finally, you have managed to rival Alan in the laundry department (only in amount of shirts, not in wearage).

#2. You wear cream???

* HA! You thought I would only have 1 Comment...

Re: My Only Comment*

[kniedzw]

I wear cream occasionally. What of it?

Re: My Only Comment*

[swan_tower]

The cream shirt is cute. It does the alphabet with characters from Shakespeare's plays.

[sidhedevil]

This is 100% pure awesome.

Not just because of the sheer methodical brilliance and creativity of it all, but because I could switch out Kyle's name for Rojir and change a couple of the t-shirt subjects (mostly to Green Lantern Corps) and come up with the same statistics.

Rojir has a 2x4 IKEA Expedit almost entirely devoted to his t-shirts. I should really spreadsheet his laundry/clothing practices too!

Brilliant! Pure brilliance!

[sidhedevil]

P.S. This new integrated LJ/FB crap is mean. :P

[kniedzw]

All good. :)

[farawaypoints]

1) How is it that the men have more clothing than the women. Jimmy has like 3406564564 shirts. I have, like, 4. If I don't wash them, I go topless. And nobody wants that.

2) I do a lot of things in this household, a lot but Mr. Clothes Horse does his own goddamn laundry or he goes nude.

[wshaffer]

Here I'm feeling all smug that my recently-developed technique of putting the newly clean T-shirts away at the *bottom* of the drawer has undoubtedly forestalled my spouse springing a similar statistical analysis on me.

[kniedzw]

I have enough sense of self-preservation and my wife has enough sharp objects around the house that I'll condemn that comment roundly. ROUNDLY, I SAY!

[sidhedevil]

Rojir agrees with Vinny. I guess this means our husbands will have their t-shirt inventories trimmed now. :P