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in which I discuss my love for Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams with my sister
me: I was making people laugh in line because I was recommending flavors for them ( Read more... ) -
GUYS GUYS GUYS
"Fix my maker."
If this is what I think it is FUCK YES OMG HHHH
Confirmed:
OMFG YOU GUYS HOLY CRAP JUNE IS NOT COMING FAST ENOUGH -
my favorite "priest and a rabbi" joke
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a little chit chat, the priest asked, "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it ( Read more... ) -
PSA: 2011
Since no less than six people I know have chosen this week to announce major upcoming life changes, I would also like to make an announcement that I am not engaged nor planning to be, not pregnant, not getting a house, new car, or private jet, I am still not allowed to have a puppy, kitty, pygmy hippo, pony, or goldfish, I am in reasonably good ( Read more... ) -
let's scare the shit out of ourselves
"He only exists if you think of him. Now try not thinking of him." http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlenderManMythosRead more... )
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