Because Legos always win. (Pardon me if I'm late to the party).

( They are just fighting! If you see gratuitously sexual, possibly tacky elements, you must be projecting your own insecurities via identification with the character! They. Are. Just. Fighting. )

Never fear, internet-doer! You are not the dorkiest fan... unless you're in these photos.

I rounded up all my fic, art, cartoons, spoofs because that seems to be the trendy thing to do.

Proper Fics:

Social Graces - Earth 2 Selina Kyle had some ugly problems.
The Biological Definition - Batman visits Selina's apartment when one of her cats is in heat.
Weeks By Day - Weatherby Swann monitors his daughter's secret ambitions.

Comment Fic ( Read more... )

And, oh god, it's in Polish. I started reading it before I realized.

( NSFW if you believe Action Figure Porn is actually porn: )

Keith and I brainstormed Batman casting, reversing the genders *waves at a certain messageboard*. Taking into account that we're not social butterflies, so some of these names are older folks (by Hollywood standards), we came up with ( Read more... )

( Catwoman #75: When flaky presentation is run through the double-standard filter: )

FYI, Batwoman and Renee are a two-pack. DC may be dumb but the folks who make minimates aren't. DC's solicits leave me otherwise unimpressed. Salvation Run is written by Bill "Female fans are retards" Willingham, I'll pass. Batman & the Outsiders got smacked by editorial fiat and will be written by Chuck "I'm not a homophobe; I just don't want to ( Read more... )

In season five, there will be batman/superman sex pollen episode lolz Lex Luthor, who enlists Poison Ivy and her enchanting spores to turn Superman against Batman in the two-part season premiere.

That is all.