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Yeahhh, it's for my more "creative" side, if you will. (Dreams, short stories, etcetera)

what, exactly, rocked about my vacation?
- Getting spit upon by a Tony-winning Broadway actor because we were that close to the stage. (I don't care if spit can carry disease, Mother, it's Tony-winning disease ( Read more... )

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I'd like to take this time, this time given to me before I have to dive into articles for my annotated bibliography, to discuss with you the most disgusting act a human can perform by themsleves. Yes, that's right, drink the leftover milk out of you're cereal bowl. Milk should have two flavors, (1) milk, and (2) chocolate milk. There is no such ( Read more... )

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woo BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN in kansas city on the 30th of december

fuckin' finally.

I think the reason I want to be fluent in German is so I can understand the old WWII speeches in documentaries when they don't translate them live in another country.

I've got Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day waiting for me. As soon as Dress Your Family... comes, I'll have myself a David Sedaris party! (And as soon as my dad stops bugging me for ( Read more... )

Truman State University.
English major.
Psychology major.
Trombone performance minor.

Oh boy yay I want to go to college now and then study abroad and get away from Missouri woo woo!

I need another job! Oh yes I do, so very badly because Chuck Palahniuk wrote another book and I need to buy it now because I am position 56 on the library waiting list and that makes me angry.