100 // Filtered from the Stewards

[kittyjones]

If I ever suggest that getting kidnapped by aliens would be a fun way to spend a day, please knock me out. It'd save a lot of trouble.

I'm not exactly very good at these things, but... thank you to everyone who helped get me out of there. Really. I owe you one, and if you ever need anything... yeah. Right. Anyway

Comments

[glock30]

Idiot.

[kittyjones]

So you were worried, huh?

[glock30]

Of course I wasn't worried. Maybe for myself but not for you. I don't worry about morons.

[kittyjones]

I thought I was an idiot, not a moron?

[razrsharp]

Devolved is more like it.

[kittyjones]

How about we just call it uglier?

[razrsharp]

While politically incorrect, I certainly think that suffices.

[kittyjones]

Maybe we can demoralise them if we insult their appearance enough. Psychological tactics.

[tehpuck]

Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me while I was hiding out in my very fashionable bunker you got kidnapped?

[kittyjones]

Don't expect a dramatic retelling, I was unconscious for most of it.

[tehpuck]

That's what witnesses are for, you're a victim.

[kittyjones]

Victim? This is me we're talking about, Robin.

[i_am_ptolemy]

You owe nothing, Kitty.

[kittyjones]

Of course I do. Otherwise I'd still be up there, and those things aren't great conversationalists.

[i_am_ptolemy]

I shall rephrase, then: you owe me nothing.

Would you like some tea? I had planned to make some.

private;

[kittyjones]

...Yes, thank you.

And we can talk about why you were there.

[hottesthoushi]

Oh, hello~

[kittyjones]

Hey. I take it you're not following my example of getting into trouble?

[hottesthoushi]

You're absolutely right. I'm glad you're okay.

[kittyjones]

Good. Because if you were in trouble I'd have to come and rescue you, and that would be a long and messy set of affairs.

You know, I... I don't think I've ever been in a fight this big before.