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[kittyjones]

If I ever suggest that getting kidnapped by aliens would be a fun way to spend a day, please knock me out. It'd save a lot of trouble.

I'm not exactly very good at these things, but... thank you to everyone who helped get me out of there. Really. I owe you one, and if you ever need anything... yeah. Right. Anyway

Comments

[tehpuck]

Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me while I was hiding out in my very fashionable bunker you got kidnapped?

[kittyjones]

Don't expect a dramatic retelling, I was unconscious for most of it.

[tehpuck]

That's what witnesses are for, you're a victim.

[kittyjones]

Victim? This is me we're talking about, Robin.

[tehpuck]

Yes, I know, you, Kitty, victim. Worry naught, you'lll hardly be expected to recount the story.

[kittyjones]

It sounds like you're expecting me to break down and cry.

[tehpuck]

Sorry, my shoulders are taken at the moment. I may be able to pencil you in later.

[kittyjones]

Hey, you were the one who was worried about me. Maybe I should be offering sympathy.

[tehpuck]

Not until I've rescued my people. After that, feel free to slather me with it, really, go crazy.

[kittyjones]

You're going on a rescue mission? Who got taken?

[tehpuck]

You don't know her.

[kittyjones]

And that means I can't be concerned?

[tehpuck]

Georgina King, psychic.

And before you ask, she doesn't look into her own future.

[kittyjones]

Sounds pretty sensible to me. It'd take the fun out of life if you knew what was coming.

I'd offer to help, but I'm still recovering myself.

[tehpuck]

Her arguement is that it gives her an unfair advantage.

Good, I've hardly the breath left to tell another person that no, they aren't going with us.

[kittyjones]

Which is another fair point. Imagine the money she could make playing poker.

It's tough being as popular as you, huh?

But, if you want, now I've had the personal experience I can give some practical advice about fighting the creatures.