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[kittydesade]

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[trinker]

You can beat someone to death with a KA? You're really, really strong. ;)

[kittydesade]

LJ has had some sort of issue over the past couple of days, though that wasn't a symptom I'd noticed yet. Grr.

I'm now curious how many of us can work that particular kind of death into a story without being repetitive. Or at least, without it getting boring.

[trinker]

*snort*

"Mysterious rash of KA deaths..."

[kittydesade]

... What would a newspaper even call a spree like that?

Although now I wish the title "Kitchen Confidential" wasn't taken.

[trinker]

Mixer melee!

Kitchen Aid of DEATH!

Pound cake

[kittydesade]

... Pound Cake.

I'll go off and die of laughter in this here corner, now.

[trinker]

You're not allowed to do that until you write this fic!

[trinker]

Rolling pin. Cast iron pan. Much more durable.

[kittydesade]

I think there needs to be an anthology of beating people up with KitchenAids.

[trinker]

This is horrible. I have a sleeping child on me that I am trying not to wake up by laughing so hard (but relatively quietly) that I shake her off.

[kittydesade]

I have not yet snorted water or toothpaste out my nose, but it's a near thing.

I'm pretty sure this is going to end up in stories somewhere.

[trinker]

(This is possibly more amusing than the thread that got us reading each others' journals in the first place.)

[kittydesade]

(I can't tell if that's so or if I need to go to bed. Quite possibly both.)

[trinker]

Now I am worried about how Jag's betas might not-quite-kill me.