LKH knows NOTHING.

[kippurbird]

Chapter forty five

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[bad_sonic_fics]

Now. Way, way, way, way, way, way, way back at the beginning of the book it was mentioned that there was a vampire ballet that Jean-Claude had invited. It was the reason why all these vampire masters had shown up. To see it. To prevent them from in-fighting, Jean-Claude came up with the Brilliant, for a given value of brilliant, idea of distracting them by offering up Anita. Basically saying that she needs a new boy toy and so, they would instead of trying to cause trouble with themselves they would try and cause trouble with Anita.

Anyone remember that

Oh yeah. I think I remember. Why is the vampire ballet so evil? I forgot.

[kippurbird]

Oh yeah. I think I remember. Why is the vampire ballet so evil? I forgot.

It's not. At least from what we've heard before. The thing is, ballet = evil should have been telegraphed way in the beginning. Instead of sex.

[brainchild129]

Ewww, that description brings to mind some big beefy guy with a wrestling unitard and long blond, Cupid-esque curls.

Ponder that mental image for a while.

[mranon_y_mous]

That's awesome. Let's give Mr. Olde Timey Wrestler some triagnler weights!

[kippurbird]

Hulk Hogan with a perm?

[manekikoneko]

Was the ballet plot? I thought the pregnancy was plot. No, wait. Did the sex have to do with the plot?

I'm guessing the pages of plot in the whole book are equal to the number of pages you have left to read of it.

[kippurbird]

Was the ballet plot? I thought the pregnancy was plot. No, wait. Did the sex have to do with the plot?

In THEORY:

Ballet = Plot A
Pregnancy = subplot
Sex: Um...

[subieko]

Wait, so...what IS the ballet? I mean, is it a specific ballet, or just a bunch of ballerina vampires jumping around? I...I'm not even sure what the hell is supposed to be going on.

And what is all this 'rolling' everyone seems to be doing?

Also: near-naked guy in a loincloth = verrrry unnattractive. BLEH.

[jacedraccus]

Rolling = seduction, I think.

[kippurbird]

I mean, is it a specific ballet, or just a bunch of ballerina vampires jumping around?

I believe it's the later with the vampires flying around and shit.

rolling = mind fuck

[guardians_song]

Rolling = Imperius Curse
Ardeur = "Vagina rolling"?
(An interesting mental image...)

[gjohnsonkoehn]

The description of this big blonde guy totally puts me in mind of Brock Sampson. Not that anyone from a universe as brilliant as the Venture-verse would be caught dead in the Anita-verse, of course.

[anarchicq]

Somehow I read "Brock Sampson" as "Zapf Brannigan".

[gjohnsonkoehn]

Pfft. Brannigan couldn't roll a ball downhill.