Story Hostile Takeover
Chapter Epilogue: Aftermath
Fandom Anita Blake.
Rating Adult.
Summary Orion and his court clean up, and we find out what happened to Richard.
Notes As mentioned before, Lan, Maddy, Kev and Orion belong to canadianevil who has kindly allowed me to use them for my evil purposes. Alec, Kale and Trever mine. Anita and the others belong to ( Read more... )

Story Hostile Takeover
Chapter End Game
Fandom Anita Blake.
Rating Adult.
Summary Anita learns the price of inviting strange vampires into her home. Or at least the strip club.
Notes *GASP* It's finished! Or at least this is the last chapter before the epilogue. Which is also finished!
Notes II As mentioned before, Lan, Maddy, Kev and Orion belong ( Read more... )

Chapter title Playing with puppies.
Title Hostile Takeover
Fandom Anita Blake (Danse Macabre)
Rating PG-13 be thankful there's no sex.
Notes My GOD did you think I was still working on this thing? I surprise myself. I'm not sure how it's going to end though. Eh. As always, Orion, Lan, Maddy and Kev belong to canadianevil while Alec, Kale and Trever belong ( Read more... )

I recently went through LKH's Danse Macabra, analyzing it as I'm wont to do. The book turned out to be 98% sex (and not even good sex) and 2% plot, if you could call it plot. For sake of thoroughness this is what Publisher’s Weekly had to say about it:

The uniquely complicated life of Anita Blake, the St. Louis-based necromancer, gets even ( Read more... )

Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain.
[pause]
Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill ( Read more... )

Chapter forty six.

The spork has gotten boring for many people, so, I decided to try a different way of doing it by having the "Los Angeles contingent" from Hostile Takeover put in their own commentary while they're at the ballet.

Once again, Orion, Maddy, Lan and Kev belong to Canadianevil and Kale, Trever and Alec belong to me.

( In which Kippur tries something different. )

Chapter forty five ( Read more... )

I am using my unexpected Naked Jack icon because unexpected naked Jack is much more welcomed then expected naked Anita. (Even if naked Jack is always expected ( Read more... )

Right, so that entire bit about Anita and the others ignoring Travis in favor of petty squabbling has resulted in this:

Title: Swiftly Moving Storm
Fandom: Anita Blake
Word Count: 1,020
Notes: Kale and Trever are mine. Every one else belong to Laurell K. Hamilton. The parts in italics are from page 367 Danse Macabre

( The swiftly moving storm )

Chapter Forty Three.

Finally. After about six chapters of nattering and wishing washing and completely wandering off the subject, they get to sniffing at Noel and Travis. Or Anita does.

( Who knew, Meng Die is actually sympathetic. )