Fork this, I'm doing Eat to Live.

At around this time four years ago, I was laughing hysterically, not realizing that it was only about 50 degrees out and I was wearing spaghetti straps.


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Mother: Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be over-stimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!

Dr. Cox: Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand ( Read more... )

I'm exhausted. I've been working non-stop for the past couple of weeks, so I don't have much to say right now, even though I am feeling a lot ( Read more... )

Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage/relationship, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

After 25+ years of chemically straightening, hot combing, flat-ironing, blow drying, and generally beating my hair into submission to get it to stop being curly, I've decided to go natural ( Read more... )

Whatever you do, don't forget to wear your retainer for a month. Ow.

Does anyone have any mashed potatoes?

Monday is my first day at the new job. I think this calls for a new dress. I've really been into dresses and skirts lately, they are just so much more comfortable.

Wow, this is seriously the most boring post ever.

Also, John McCain, I see what you did there, and it won't work.

I have 4 skeins of yarn, and many sizes of crochet hooks and knitting needles. I will learn to do both, or die trying.