starbuck323: my mom: "18 years old, 2 weeks away from your high school graduation, and you come home gushing like a 3rd grader about how you got to ride in the fire truck AND wear the helmet!" Me: "It was the big latter truck too!"

No, really, I am jealous...

Pimples/whiteheads/blackheads+my face= anger and DEATH ( Read more... )

I just finished my last Diet Lemon Nestea...

SO sad...

Hey, Maureen! Can I steal some of yours from Bill??

(Warning: If you say yes, I will drink them all)

(...and by all, I mean ALL)

I hate it when people touch me. Thats just the way I am. I need my personal space; most people know that. Some people know it and choose to not respect it. Like _____ (name deleted to protect the guilty, and to make sure no one can get pissed at me for talking about them). I don't care if I am freezing; don't try to hug me. Don't put your arm ( Read more... )

LIZ AND SHANNON!!!

(Shan in bold, liz in regular)

Hey guys, liz and shan here.
It's been one hell of a GORGEOUS friday here at the mfdct at the 203. I called Shan sugartits in physics today- MOTHER FUCKER! <-- that was shan, btw. I don't think she liked that. But it coulda been worse...i coulda called her a ignorant slut. oh wait, i did. Oh, ( Read more... )

Ahem! Back in the days of Spring Meadow, Tuesdays were fondly called "Lesbian Tuesday", when, obviously, we'd all pretend to be lesbians. After that, a long time passed when Tuesday for me was just regular old Señor Tues...unfortunately sandwiched between Mr. Monday and Wacky Wednesday. Once again, my good buddy TuTu has meaning and purpose in his ( Read more... )

It still hurts, I am cold, and now I am having cramps, as well. Owwwww. ::sniff sniff::

I ate chocolate this morning. Why, oh why did I do that? What, did I think that maybe by some miracle I wouldn't get sick this time. Allergic is allergic, asshole, its not gonna go away...grrrr. God I hate myself sometimes. What an idiotic thing to do. I brought this on myself and now I have to deal with it, even though its only first period. ( Read more... )

Liz: Fantastic!
Kim: Delicious!
Liz: So what? I say your word, so you've got to go and say mine? Is that how this works?
Kim: Damn straight it is.
Liz: Ok, fantastic...
Kim: Delicious, super...

The following is a list made by Miss Lizzie K, concerning the oh-so-eventful Memorial Day Weekend. It was originally an away message, then a responseberri, now it has snowballed into its very own episode! Following the original list, is the addendum: things Little Liz left out that either she or I felt were necessary, as well ( Read more... )