My horoscope said I'd have a high energy morning. Horoscopes are bullshit. Just FYI ( Read more... )

Just about every state is having early voting. I plan to go Saturday morning to make sure I don't miss out and it got me thinking.

What if someone votes today, but dies in a terrible vending machine accident for example before election day proper? Does their vote count?

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That's actually a movie quote. I'll give you a hint - Mel Brooks and Gregory Hines. "You guys go left, you guys go right, I'm just gonna walk around here in a circle ( Read more... )

You might want to get out plastic tarps to keep bits of brain and blood off your computer when your head asplodes. Go ahead and get them. I'll wait ( Read more... )