+014+ In which the artistocats LIED. D:

[kid8dik]

...These ears...they aren't balanced at all! My left ear is 3.52 inches lower than the right one!!

This tail...has those same accursed stripes...

I have these garbage like appendages because I'm...

...Trash!!

...Rubbish...!!

Dammit!! I deserve to die die die die die die die die die die die.....

[ooc: Kid is obviously affected (and clearly a virgin and

Comments

[control_on_edge]

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[kid8dik]

[control_on_edge]

If you cut them off, clean up the blood.

[kid8dik]

Cutting them off would be even more disorderly!! I wouldn't be able to stanch the bleeding and they might stain the pristine carpet!!

[our_beloved]

Ahahah, it's alright, Kid. They will go away soon.

1/2

[kid8dik]

B-but...

[kid8dik]

....The balance is off. Dammit.

Die.

[our_beloved]

You aren't trash, Kid.

Nature can be cruel in her ways.

It will go away.

Just don't rip them off! Bloodsplatter is so rarely symmetrical.

[bigstaronstage]

HEY, not everyone can be as awesome as me.

[kid8dik]

...What?

[ooc: Lol, caught his attention there. XD]

[bigstaronstage]

I'd be upset too if I was weird looking as you. I turned out perfectly as a TIGER BOY.

1/2

[kid8dik]

W-weird looking?!

[b_abyshark]

Hee~ a kitty boy.

[kid8dik]

B-but!!

I don't want to be a feline!! My body is horrendously off balance!!!

[b_abyshark]

What about whiteout?

[kid8dik]

White out isn't going to make my ears less crooked...!!!

[pink_tokunaga]

Get over it.

[kid8dik]

I caaaaaaaaaannnn't..............

[pink_tokunaga]

[Just sighs] Would you rather cut it off then?

1/2

[kid8dik]

But...