I was sitting here, going down my usual pre-procrastination procrastination to-do list, and then I realized that once upon a time..I HAD A LIVEJOURNAL! And I had completely forgotten about it! I sat and reflected on everything going on in my life to figure out just exactly what to update about ("do they really want to hear about what happened ( Read more... )

If, amongst all the years of scatter-brained posts that I've provided, you only learn one thing from me, it's this: do not go bar hopping downtown having eaten a small sandwich for lunch and nothing else.

And then do not proceed to go to a karaoke bar.

clearly, my relationship with lj is dead, and i don't know if we'll ever get it back. it just doesn't feel the same anymore. where are the butterflies? the sparks?

I GOT THE JOB. I have my own office desk, computer, director e-mail address, keys to the most important building on campus...basically I am way in over my head.

goodbye.

I still know how to cry. That's a good sign.

And I still know how to eat banana splits. Very good sign.

I am the lightweight to end all lightweights. And on a Tuesday night? Quite silly.

I should make a twitter post everyday that says "today i did nothing." "doing nothing" "a whole lot of nothing happened today" etc. etc.

oh my gosh, so sorry. this was, once again, not a real update. :(

okay, so a good update will come soon, i hope. i forgot to mention that i turned 20 like last month.

it's weird.

fml

I'm going skydiving.