Lots of new stuff since my last update.  The biggest is that I've switched jobs.  I'm still working at the hospital, but I've taken a mostly administrative position on the night shift in the substance abuse department.  It's nice to be in a position where I'm not wearing scrubs, and it pays a lot better, plus its full time.  Hopefully that means in ( Read more... )

I officially have the world's most awesomest wife.  That is all.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled program

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I was searching for food patents relating to sauce thickeners (don't ask unless you want me to go off on hours worth of chemisty tangents) and happened across this gem. It took me till almost the end of the last page to realize that the inventor, under the guise of a medication delivery system is claiming rights to the 'jello shot'.  Next time I ( Read more... )

I bet I know at least ONE person who'd go ga-ga over This strange item

Consider this your bi-monthly public service announcement from Andrew-land.

According to my friend C., one way of detecting zombies is that most undead lack mad transmission mechanic skillz.

Now back to your regularly scheduled porn-downloading session, already in progress.

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Wish I knew why I'm the only person I know who isn't getting their ass kicked by life right now.

I just noticed that it's been ages since I've posted here ( Read more... )

To my lurkers, who stirred up some drama this week ( Read more... )

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Ice.
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First, something funny: I dedicate this joke to Erik. It was told to me today by a patient ( Read more... )