[David is working at McDonald's]
David Letterman: Yes. Welcome to Mc Donald's. What do you want?
Customer: Hello.
David Letterman: Yeah, what can I do for you?
Customer: Medium Sprite.
David Letterman: Yeah, what can I do for you?
Customer: Sprite.
David Letterman: Medium Sprite?
Customer: That's it.
David Letterman: That's all?
Customer: Yes.
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The man with no name: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it

I walked in the rain for about 40 mins and its coming down hard right now. I also hired out 6 movies. I also bought cigarettes. Theres just something about today...the grey skies that I rarely see and smell of rain it makes me content with life. I wish it did rain all the time its great, as for mr sun hes overrated. Now I'm hungry and the simpsons ( Read more... )

It's always the same And I'm gone away Almost out, almost out and there's nothing left to burn I never saw you again It's not for long This won't hurt at all Mirror mirror on the wall be with me forever Rings on and on and on That's all I want They used to love They used to love Shades of grey I thought this would last forever You never fall ( Read more... )

Its 2.30 am and I can't seem to fall asleep. I listened to Lets Go to Bed song by The Cure but that didn't work.  I'm getting very frustrating with no one calling me for an interview. Something just occurred to me and that is I haven't drunk any alcohol in nearly 2 months. And I can't see myself drinking until...Christmas? Yes lets say Christmas. ( Read more... )

New icon, its Robert from the Cut Here video ( Read more... )

Gonna stay awake all night so I can be awake to talk to Chelsea. I have the ever so depressing voice of Robert Smith to keep me company. Then an hour of humour with David Letterman then back to Smith ( Read more... )

I had a dream, a very unpleasent one. Add to that its a reoccuring one. I'm walking along this road at night and the rain is coming down hard. The road is surround by the ocean and all these people I've met were walking along with me. The group consisted of many people I met from a couple of friends from Perth to Melissa, Ms O'connor, Tony, Jody ( Read more... )

( Its 2am )

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