[David is working at McDonald's]
David Letterman: Yes. Welcome to Mc Donald's. What do you want?
Customer: Hello.
David Letterman: Yeah, what can I do for you?
Customer: Medium Sprite.
David Letterman: Yeah, what can I do for you?
Customer: Sprite.
David Letterman: Medium Sprite?
Customer: That's it.
David Letterman: That's all?
Customer: Yes.
David Letterman: You couldn't have gotten out of your car for a medium Sprite?
Well I've gone over 30 hours without sleeping. Too many thoughts in my head. I could go to a doc and get pills but then I have to go into a rather deep conversation on why I can't fall asleep. So in the midst of being upset/crazy I cut my hair with a pair of scissors. It was very spontanious. Does it look that bad?
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