As a longtime fan of Tolkien's work and Kingdom Hearts, I really, really love it when someone attempts to cross the two together. However, in the case of your works, I'm afraid I don't like them. At all.

( Writer Number One Rant Here... )

Some people need to realise that sure, some cross over fic is good but some things shouldn't be crossed. Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts is one of them ( Read more... )

Dear Kingdom Hearts Fandom,

I don't think you get it. Sora can travel to any world imaginable. So any crossover you can think of is possible. You can cross KH over with The Golden Girls, or Lost (Sora's gummiship crashes onto the island!), or Star Trek. You could make Goofy a fucking Borg drone. You could have Axel land in Gallifrey, where he ( Read more... )

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4654715/1/Twilight

Now, this may look irrelevant. Click it and you'll see this thing!

( cut for those who cannot bear it )

this is (the song) hello world by belle perez from saddle club but i couldn't find saddle club so i put it on kingdom hearts

1. That is not a fic.
2. That is not a Kingdom Hearts fic.
3. HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN SADDLE CLUB.

Forget "The Emo Dance", forget "Lexaeus Loves Hot Topic", I may have found the most pointless fic ever. DDDDDDD:
 

I just wanted to point something out. Have you noticed that in almost every "sequel" to KH, there is Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? I don't quite understand that ( Read more... )

I normally wouldn't create a rant about bad crossovers...but, Kingdom Hearts is a game where crossovers come up a lot and the fandom also seems to enjoy it. But like most things in fandom fun can range from Axel driving a bus for nobodies to the Olympics, to Mickey Mouse becoming a rapist/murderer because Disney is EVILSo I ask you, what is the ( Read more... )

When I do a search for Batman crossovers, I expect the kind of fic with Sora to be in Gotham City about to meet the Caped Crusader himself, because that would be bitching. I certainly don't expect the only fic with Batman in the summary to wave off the crossover thing with "Riku and Sora as Batman and Superman, go do a bunch of things and stuff ( Read more... )

Dear author,

Writing complete gibberish and calling it a fanfic is not a good idea.

This...is an atrocity. It looks like someone put a KH and Harry Potter fic through a text generator and posted the results online. Who would want to read this? I mean...Words fail me. In fact, only the phrase "A222GN230T()*&)^*(%&)IN)DF)@RY)@DFJ)F" can explain how I ( Read more... )

...because they're not half as drunk or high as you are.

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[1] “He’s very adorable!” Queen Reno squealed and blushed when King Rufus kissed his cheek.

[2] Roxas settled near a clearing and began to sing as he plucked some berries and fruits. The birds all chirped along with him… the squirrels and deers joined him to dance… he was a wonderful ( Read more... )