Author, give the keyboard back to the hooker/crack head...
...because they're not half as drunk or high as you are.
-------
[1] “He’s very adorable!” Queen Reno squealed and blushed when King Rufus kissed his cheek.
[2] Roxas settled near a clearing and began to sing as he plucked some berries and fruits. The birds all chirped along with him… the squirrels and deers joined him to dance… he was a wonderful sight and he didn’t know that a certain redhead was watching him.
[he then begins to sing Within Temptation's 'Somewhere.' I, llivla, did not feel like pasting the lyrics.]
[3] Saiix was Xemnas' pet werewolf. [Uhuh.]
[4] TEH ULTIMATE WINNER!!!111 (actual dialogue):
Xemnas bitched and threw one ornate looking vase at the nobodies and heartless surrounding him.
-------
This was not a parody or intentionally 'humor'. It was a romantic "drama/angst" love story between Axel and Roxas as Sleeping Beauty.
...do I laugh, cry, or do a dodge barrel roll? and the image of a PMSing Xemnas amuses me too much.