Author, give the keyboard back to the hooker/crack head...

[llivla]

...because they're not half as drunk or high as you are.

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[1] “He’s very adorable!” Queen Reno squealed and blushed when King Rufus kissed his cheek.

[2] Roxas settled near a clearing and began to sing as he plucked some berries and fruits. The birds all chirped along with him… the squirrels and deers joined him to dance… he was a wonderful

Comments

[misskalloway]

Do a barrel roll!

(has the right fandom, wrong character)

[llivla]

xD

Totally linked it now.

[fox_the_kitsune]

That icon reminds me of that comic that ran in Nintendo Power.

[misskalloway]

Right on! That's what it's from. ^_^ I had a mad crush on Fox when I was eleven.

[lazzchan]

I... bwuh.... I.... *trying not to snort at Roxas singing while picking berries* It only invokes the image of Roxas looking pissed off, grabbing the berries so hard that the branch breaks and stomping through the forest.

[llivla]

IAWTC. The only way I could see Roxas singing period would be in a scrapped cut scene after DiZ/Ansem "the wise" died because he wouldn't be fucking with his life anymore.

[lazzchan]

=D

What an image. &hearts

[llivla]

Roxas: DID YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE? DID YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE--OH NO NOT I, I WILL SURVIVE. AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE (USING SOMEONE ELSE'S HEART) I KNOW I'M STILL ALIVE (AND J00R NOT)

[arizona_jones]

DODGE ROLL! Have you learned nothing? ;)

Dodge rolling right out of this story is the only way to avoid further brain-breakage. :O

[llivla]

I'D MUCH RATHER BE KAIBA IN HIS BEWD JET. :( Or use it as a military formation and attack the fic and make it explode....

[althea_spool]

Dodge roll always helps. (Unfortunately, I've dodge-rolled enough to hurt my head on the furniture...)

The last one seems okay to me, maybe because it's a bit more vague. I can see Xemnas pontificating and throwing something for MASSIVE DAM- dramatic effect. (or to keep everyone else listening) xD

[ponchomoron]

...what the? *headdesk*