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[roterhimmel]

This here breaks my mind into a thousand tiny pieces.

It's an Akuroku High-school Au, and Axel and Roxas are a couple. So, here Axel rapes Roxas because he believes the rumours of Xion and Roxas being an item.

Comments

[wayya]

I didn't read the fic, just the bolded stuff. This is hilarious!

What will happen to AkuRoku? There won't be room for it anymore because it'll be OLD NEWS!
OH YEAH RIGHT, because it's like Sora, Riku, and Kairi, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY RIKU/SORA FIC guyyyyys, it's because of that evil bitch Kairi I swear :(

Like it ever happened before that a new female character killed TEH YAOI.

[princealia]

Cause, you know, with the creation of Roxas/Xion and Axel/Xion fangirls, they'll magically cancel out all the Axel/Roxas fans and THEY'LL DISAPPEAR FROM PLANET EARTH ALONG WITH ALL TEH YAOI DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!11 :O There's so few AkuRoku fangirls in the world, I can totally see it happening. They'll become an extinct race, onoez ;_____;

lol pffffft

[wayya]

Because in a fangirl brain, AKUROKU = FLUFFY PANDAS. Or something.

At the same time, I'm sure that some crazy Sora/Kairi shippers have blamed Riku/Sora for the death of het... Oh, fandom.

[princealia]

SAVE THE PANDAS!! Yeah.

I know, right? I just don't see how the creation of another ship gets rid of another one. Why are you worried about what another ship is doing? Just...do you own thing like you were doing before. You were finding 'teh subtext' and DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL MEANINGS before, what's stopping you now? You won't have as much? Bawwww

[burger]

WHAT THE HELLLLLLL

Literally what happened there was that Axel raped Roxas (who, of course, wound up enjoying it and came everywhere even though he was crying -- MAGIC HEALING PENIS) because Axel heard that Xion was in some of Roxas' classes at school?!?! wat wat wat I don't understanddd DDD:

[x_unitygirl_x]

*sigh* Oh, character rape.

Also? In khfanficrants Tags tag YOU!

[x_unitygirl_x]

Oops... I hit the wrong reply button... damn.

[roterhimmel]

Ha ha, thanks :D I figured the tag-things out, I just added them myself.

[roterhimmel]

WELL K YOU'RE RIGHT.

i just thought, because they were a couple, and, and roxas enjoyed it in the end (how could he not!) and and and... nooess DO NOT KILL ME D:

[sentienttoaster]

I presume you start raping someone and leave half way to get a beer, make yourself a sandwich and watch PBS.

Axel likes PBS.

[princealia]

Nothing interrupts Axel and his Magic School Bus time. NOTHING.

[princealia]

....half-rape? As opposed to quarter-rape or two-thirds-rape? There's such a thing as portion!rape?

What is that? Like...you started, got bored/tired of them screaming for help, and said you'll finish raping them later after Wheel of Fortune goes off? What? XD

[roterhimmel]

argkkk no. it got across the wrong way D:

*feels all foolish now*

i meant... because they're a couple and well... gark. yes i know even if you're together with someone and they force you to have sex it's still rape. I KNOW. i deleted the 'half'-rape thing before people make still more fun of me *g*

[princealia]

Ahhhh, I get what you're trying to say now. No worries xD

[roterhimmel]

i am forgiven!!!!! :D

[liekos]

Dot dot freakin' dot.

I normally hold my tongue (or fingers, considering), but this Xion-hate may be becoming a little too ridiculous for me...

Ah, the things young girls do. :|

[roterhimmel]

i know what you mean :-/
i don't want to know what'll happen when 385/2 days will be out...

[liekos]

The world explodes in mushroom clouds of glitter and ear-bleeding squeals, because the many rabid fans can't and refuse to accept the nonexistence of an important female character.

Also, cake.