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[roterhimmel]

This here breaks my mind into a thousand tiny pieces.

It's an Akuroku High-school Au, and Axel and Roxas are a couple. So, here Axel rapes Roxas because he believes the rumours of Xion and Roxas being an item.

Comments

[wayya]

I didn't read the fic, just the bolded stuff. This is hilarious!

What will happen to AkuRoku? There won't be room for it anymore because it'll be OLD NEWS!
OH YEAH RIGHT, because it's like Sora, Riku, and Kairi, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY RIKU/SORA FIC guyyyyys, it's because of that evil bitch Kairi I swear :(

Like it ever happened before that a new female character killed TEH YAOI.

[princealia]

Cause, you know, with the creation of Roxas/Xion and Axel/Xion fangirls, they'll magically cancel out all the Axel/Roxas fans and THEY'LL DISAPPEAR FROM PLANET EARTH ALONG WITH ALL TEH YAOI DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!11 :O There's so few AkuRoku fangirls in the world, I can totally see it happening. They'll become an extinct race, onoez ;_____;

lol pffffft

[wayya]

Because in a fangirl brain, AKUROKU = FLUFFY PANDAS. Or something.

At the same time, I'm sure that some crazy Sora/Kairi shippers have blamed Riku/Sora for the death of het... Oh, fandom.

[princealia]

SAVE THE PANDAS!! Yeah.

I know, right? I just don't see how the creation of another ship gets rid of another one. Why are you worried about what another ship is doing? Just...do you own thing like you were doing before. You were finding 'teh subtext' and DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL MEANINGS before, what's stopping you now? You won't have as much? Bawwww

[llivla]

Jafar crying SAVE THE PANDAS is a visual that will not leave me for a long, long time. ;D

[princealia]

Mission: Accomplished 8D

[llivla]

I think PETA just found the best spokesperson ever: save the pandas, or I'll crush you with my BATSHIT CRAZY SNAKE FORM.

[princealia]

Damn right. BATSHIT CRAZY GENIE FORM is for special occasions, like the non-believers

[daisy_the_mage1]

I don't either. Especially with the fact that Axel/Roxas is still the most popular pairing in the KH section, last time I checked so I doubt that it's going to make the pairing die out anytime soon. Not to mention that events like AkuRoku day will probably ensure that the pairing is still popular.

[roterhimmel]

Oh, yeah. I actually thought she put up the rant as parody. I re-read it like three times to get that she's utterly SERIOUS. And then my brain was dead.

She writes it like she's calling for a war, lol.

[princealia]

Blame Xion! Blame Xion!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Xion came along!

Blame Xion! Blame Xion!
She's not even a real character, anyway XDD

[roterhimmel]

LMAO i have the vision of xion tied to a tree and fangirls setting her on fire like 'witches' were set on fire in the medieval times.

[princealia]

Meanwhile, Namine is frantically drawing yaoi so people will forget she's a witch and like her XDD

[yuffie_9]

TAKE UP THE CALL! WE SHALL DEFEAT THAT EVIL BITCH (BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW HER STORY) AND STOP HER FROM RUINING OUR PRECIOUS YAOI!

[roterhimmel]

YAY BECAUSE BUTT SECKS IS CRTICIALLY ENDANGERED AND ALL THE HET FICS OUT THERE ARE BURNING MY EYEBALLS!!1!one!

[princealia]

WE MUST CALL UPON OUR YAOI BROTHERS AND YAOI SISTERS FROM OTHER FANDOMS TO DEFEAT THIS MONSTER