Why did I click on that story?

[marliau]

Things Fanbrats Should Know

1. Roxas would never call Marluxia 'Mar-Mar.'

2. Roxas would never call Axel 'Axxy.'

3. Marluxia would never call Roxas 'Roxxy.'

4. In fact, unless they were being a complete bastard about it (Larxene included), it is doubtful that any member of the Organization would use a cutesy name.

5. It is also doubtful that

Comments

[morinzilion]

"13. Nobodies do not cry. "

Unless they force themselves to and try and fuck someone over in the process. XD

[levikitty]

I know what fic you're talking about. :(

The chapters that are so damn short just so everything ends in a cliffhanger don't work either.

I'm willing to pledge my loyalty for some good Axel x Marluxia fics. That I haven't already read, of course.

*weeps for OTP*

[marliau]

The obvious OOCness and cutesy pet names made my brain hurt. It pained me to go past the first chapter. D=

I would be happy with some good Marluxia fics in general, although I am rather fond of Axel x Marluxia as well. Their non-existent love is filled with non-existent hate, dontcha know?

[fyretoppaaa]

I just found this amazing Marluxia/Saix. Romance. D: Yeah, you heard me right. Plausible Nobody romance. And Saix is... holy crap, I love him in this one. *___*;;

I found a fairly good Marluxia/Demyx the other day. *toddles off to dig it up for you* ^____^

[masakados]

13. Nobodies do not cry.

Unless you're Roxas or Namine. >_>;.

Gosh, Saix's pelvis must be broken by now. DEATH BY SNU-SNU.

[masakados]

Actually, let me rephrase that. I think Nobodies are capable of tears (just as they are capable of smiling or smirking or whatever, because they certainly aren't robots), but the feeling that would invoke tears is something that's too far away from them, thought-wise. Or they don't know how, but they remember the memory of such an action? Or...uh, I don't know x_x.

[fyretoppaaa]

... XD So Nobodies can tear, but cannot cry? *amused*

[maladaptive]

I am SO GLAD I'm not the only one that says "death by snu-snu." XD

[alba_aulbath]

6. Saix must surely be getting tired of all of this raping he has been forced to do.

7. Saix simply does not rape people.
- This includes the other members of the Organization.

YES. Bless you.

[princealia]

12. Disney is for people of all ages and not just children.

Bless you, dear child. Bless you.