Why did I click on that story?

[marliau]

Things Fanbrats Should Know

1. Roxas would never call Marluxia 'Mar-Mar.'

2. Roxas would never call Axel 'Axxy.'

3. Marluxia would never call Roxas 'Roxxy.'

4. In fact, unless they were being a complete bastard about it (Larxene included), it is doubtful that any member of the Organization would use a cutesy name.

5. It is also doubtful that

Comments

[lottery]

Crack pairings (or otherwise obscure pairings) are not an excuse to write OOC things.

GOD, THANK YOU.

[vilifier]

About #7? Yes. I will send you e-cupcakes.

As for 12...

Frollo would have scared the shit out of the kiddies if they put him in KH, so there: A non-child safe Disney villain...XD

[tafkae]

Omg, yes. I was just thinking about that the other day XD

[vilifier]

That whole movie is pretty darn deep. I saw it full-length last when I was a little kid (It's ten years old, now! I feel old!), and now that I'm going back and looking up clips on YouTube rewatching some of the older Disney movies, I realize that I really missed some mature undertones.

That's it, I have to figure out some way of making Hunchback of Notre Dame work with Kingdom Hearts. And make it work plausibly.

[tafkae]

Sweet! I am going to want to see it.

[lilly_serenitia]

6. Saix must surely be getting tired of all of this raping he has been forced to do.

7. Saix simply does not rape people.
- This includes the other members of the Organization.

Wordwordwordwordword. ♥

[sexpress]

Mar-Mar and Axxy sound kinda cool actually... *shot*

6. Saix must surely be getting tired of all of this raping he has been forced to do.

[moongoddesscyn]

Postin' this again, yo.
According to fandom, Saix's daily schedule must look something like this:

Tuesday

7am- wake up.
7:05- shower
7:20- style hair
7:30- breakfast
8am- meeting with Xemnas
8:30- rape Roxas
9am-10:30am- gym
10:30-11am- practice being stoic
11:15am- rape Larxene
11:30am- taunt Keybearer
11:45am- rape somebody
12-12:45pm- lunch
12:45-1pm- argue with Axel
1-1:30pm- rape Axel
1:30-2:30pm- drilling with Berserker Nobodies
2:30-3pm- rape Demyx
3-5pm- meeting with Xemnas
5-6pm- gaze adoringly at Kingdom Hearts
6-6:15pm- shower
6:15-6:45- rape Zexion
6:45-7pm- leisure time, or rape somebody
7-8pm- dinner
8pm-9pm- confront Keybearer (rape Keybearer)
9pm-11pm- Bridge with Luxord
11-11:30pm- rape somebody
11:30-11:45pm- skin care
11:45pm- bedtime.

Wednesday
Hump Day! Hooray!
7am- wake up.
7:05- shower
7:20- style hair
7:30- breakfast
8am- meeting with Xemnas
8:30am- rape Xigbar
9-10am- paperwork
10am-12pm- Morning rape-fest
12-12:30pm- lunch
12:30-2:30pm- Mary Sue rape-fest
2:30-3:30pm- naptime
3:30-6:00pm- Afternoon Rape-