Why did I click on that story?
Things Fanbrats Should Know
1. Roxas would never call Marluxia 'Mar-Mar.'
2. Roxas would never call Axel 'Axxy.'
3. Marluxia would never call Roxas 'Roxxy.'
4. In fact, unless they were being a complete bastard about it (Larxene included), it is doubtful that any member of the Organization would use a cutesy name.
5. It is also doubtful that Marluxia would squeal, even if he was in pain.
6. Saix must surely be getting tired of all of this raping he has been forced to do.
7. Saix simply does not rape people.
- This includes the other members of the Organization.
8. Marluxia would not be foolish enough to allow himself to get into the position to be raped. He can summon portals of darkness, for crying out loud.
- This also includes the other members of the Organization.
9. Fan girl Japanese is not cute; it's annoying. Commit that to memory.
10. Axel could care less about Marluxia's health.
- Axel is not what one would call a kind man, so it is doubtful that he would care about anyone's health other than his own.
11. Crack pairings (or otherwise obscure pairings) are not an excuse to write OOC things.
- They are, however, an excuse for a writer to actually challenge themself and still have fun.
12. Disney is for people of all ages and not just children.
13. Nobodies do not cry.
~Marliau