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i put that blah on caps lock, but im so fucked up that i forgot and wrote it while holding the shift key so it was allin lower case.

im too fucked up to continue

Last wensday my grandfather was getting a knee replacement when his kidneys suddenly failed. The doctors were pretty sure he was gonna die so I drove to gainesville to see him. he looked really bad. I had to come back cuz i couldnt look at him like that. I got so drunk the momment i got home. I went to the game and i dont remember a single play ( Read more... )

so we are not going to gulf breeze now due to unpreventable changes. now we are going to San Destin. This is good however. Hurricane in the gulf spells big waves on the north florida gulf shores. my fat ass is gettin some exercise!

so i got buzzed tonight after work. it was fun. kinda did it alone since lauren was not really down for it, nate was working on shit, and Ana was psuedo drunk. i watched last samueri. es un pelicula bueno even though tom cruise is a psycho in real life. im pretty wide awake now. i feel like i could be tired but im dirty which is why i dont want to ( Read more... )

I am kev the sunbeam. not cuz im an actual beam of electromagnetic radiation eminatinating from the sun, but cuz i was orphaned and raised by a heard of solar flares ( Read more... )

so im fucked up right now which is cool, i like being fucked up. its really fun. ppl are im'ing me which sucks cuz i really wann update my livejournal but am forced to stop periodically to see waht they want and respond. anywho, so i went to San Miguels with some buddies and im afraid to say that i like it just as much as el ranchitos. We got ( Read more... )

decided to see if josie would go for a run with me tonight. it was nice to run with someone who is more of a lazy ass than I. I swear it was like dragging and anchor. people probably thought i was torturing that damn dog. I read once that if you think your hound is stupid, then you actually have a dog smart enough to fool you into thinking that. If ( Read more... )

took a test today which means nothing important to do for a week or so so im goin out tonight. bullwinkles to be exact. not sure whos goiin cuz there are so many and cuz im drunk and possibly under the influence of other substances. I ate wingzone cuz my munchies were raging but now im so full im miserable and its making it hard to drink or even be ( Read more... )

Went with ana to AJ's to further celebrate her 21st. I have never seen that woman drink so much in all the time ive known her. Also its amazing how well she hides her drunken state. I knew she was wasted... i did not realize that she was beyond Shit Tanked. I am pretty sure she had a great time and i doubt she will remember any of the less fun ( Read more... )