yay drunken rants
I am kev the sunbeam. not cuz im an actual beam of electromagnetic radiation eminatinating from the sun, but cuz i was orphaned and raised by a heard of solar flares.
I like the show where the puppets say funny things on adult swim. probably cuz they say funny things... yea i think thats why.
I saw a baby opossum (how the fuck do you spell that) today. it was cute. but it had teeth and it hissed at my neighbor Laura. she ran at it with her hands in the air yelling "EEEEEEEEEEEE!" it was funny.
GF left today. bums me out. went to Virgina for an away game with the spirit hunters. dont really like sleeping alone. i think she should come back.
Nates a douche bag. sometimes. i like the guy, but he is a douche bag.
lauren is in Destin. i miss her.
i need to let josie out. that bitch probably pissed all over her kennel by now.
i invented watermelon margaritas tonight, simply cuz i had no mixers except watermelon pucker and margarita mix.
I like the show where the puppets say funny things on adult swim. probably cuz they say funny things... yea i think thats why.
I saw a baby opossum (how the fuck do you spell that) today. it was cute. but it had teeth and it hissed at my neighbor Laura. she ran at it with her hands in the air yelling "EEEEEEEEEEEE!" it was funny.
GF left today. bums me out. went to Virgina for an away game with the spirit hunters. dont really like sleeping alone. i think she should come back.
Nates a douche bag. sometimes. i like the guy, but he is a douche bag.
lauren is in Destin. i miss her.
i need to let josie out. that bitch probably pissed all over her kennel by now.
i invented watermelon margaritas tonight, simply cuz i had no mixers except watermelon pucker and margarita mix.