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[kevthesunbeam]

decided to see if josie would go for a run with me tonight. it was nice to run with someone who is more of a lazy ass than I. I swear it was like dragging and anchor. people probably thought i was torturing that damn dog. I read once that if you think your hound is stupid, then you actually have a dog smart enough to fool you into thinking that. If this is true than i have the smartest dog in the fucking world. I was thinking as i WALKED back to my house with her, that she might be the most retarded dog ive ever encountered. its probably cuz i give her beer. its all my fault. i have a retarded dog and all the other dogs at the dog park will smile to her face and then talk about how sad she is behind her back cuz she is that chick with down syndrome.

So im in the process of buying Anas car. Poor max is being donated to my sister as her lil car is on its death bed. I havent told max yet but he isnt an idiot. he knows whats goin on. I know what he would say. "your trading me in for a 2001! you pedo! you old enough to be her father you pervert. what ever happen to bros before hoes." I dont think he cares but its how break ups go. you just gotta be empathetic but tough. Im sure he will get thru it.

Ana is being lame and making me leave so i leave you with "good work wesley, sleep well, Ill most likely kill you in the morning."
(props to anyone who knows where that quote comes from except kate cuz if she doesnt know ill hit her with a tack hammer)