To what lengths must we go to ensure sexual consent? Rarely have I found anything so funny on so many levels. Seriously. Laughing at that video damn near got me kicked out of the library today. I swear I'm going to go around for the rest of the week asking people if we should "discuss article 20 ( Read more... )

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Linking this article is as close as I get to "Christmas Spirit" in November

It's an entirely satirical article about the rising cost of mimicing the "Twelve Days of Christmas." I have to wonder whether the 9 ladies dancing really qualifies as "skilled labor." Or does the number cited factor in tips?

Here's an interesting article for you. The U.S. mint is once again encouraging the use of $1 coins. They intend to release one dollar coins featuring each U.S. President, starting with George Washington and issuing 4 new coins a year, similar to the state quarters thing ( Read more... )

In an extremely rare show of accuracy, how I'm doing right now can be pretty well summed up by the horoscope on my Google homepage this morning.

You are coming to the close of one of the most intense periods of your ( Read more... )

I wouldn't be posting this if the comments in my last entry hadn't included a brief discussion of idiotic journalism.

They claim they're the most watched 24 hour news channel, but to people actually take them seriously?

I always love a good secessionist story that's not about Texas.

"Abraham Lincoln really did a number on us," said Thomas Naylor, "He convinced the vast majority of Americans that secession is illegal, immoral and unconstitutional."

Apparently, the song "Red River Valley" originally had nothing to do with any landmark in Texas. It refers to a British occupation of Manitoba, Canada. Damn screwy landmark naming if you ask me, ending up with two Red Revers on the same continent. (Even, at least partly, in the same country ( Read more... )

Wal-Mart puts the Christ back in Christmas. At least, that seems to be how the news is spinning this otherwise trivial decision ( Read more... )

Under the cut, you'll find an actual screenshot of what passes for news on this critical midterm election day.

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