phone rings... 4:27 am
Me: Hello... (drowsy)
Friend: Dude!
Me: What the fuck are you calling my at 4 am for?
Friend: Dude.. I need your help! Remember that chick from last night?
Me: Not really. Which one?
Friend: The hot one.
Me: Yeah, that helps...
Friend: You remember - the one with the tits. Anyway, what's her name?
Me: Seriously? (guessing)
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